Welcome to the 100th edition of Satire Bits. Nothing special, just the same old drivel.
Hope your week has gone well so far.
- My eye vision is the same, and I’m waiting for the call to schedule my next test (and I don’t understand the delay)
- Even with the eye problem, my golf game has been good.
- Life: The Musical – Act 6 is the next post featuring songs with teen(s), teenager(s), teenage, or a specific teen year in the song title – Curtain time is Wednesday, 9:30 pm (US Eastern)
For your mid-week dose of satire, I dived into the depths of The Onion archives looking for treasures regarding the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) – a federal agency is responsible for “protecting the public health” regarding food products, cosmetics, and medical drugs, vaccines, and medical devices. I’ve even included some with a caption below the appropriate image (all from The Onion). Any favorites? Do you have an ideas on topics for future Satire Bits? Have a good rest of the week.
FDA prepares nation for switch to digital food format
FDA approves prescription placebo
FDA and Dr. OZ clash over apple juice
FDA: Lucky Charms no longer a complete breakfast
FDA deems new drug as safe as anything can be in this crazy world
FDA deems human clones safe for consumption by other human clones
FDA order recall of all panther meat just to see if anyone eats panther
FDA cancels bacon recall after finding US population already at it all
FDA recalls all food except grapes
FDA okays every drug pending approval, takes rest of the year off
FDA call concrete breast implants “structurally sound”
FDA reports new sleeping pill causes dramatic weight gain and missing cats
FDA approves depressant drug for the annoyingly cheerful
Except for the opening images, all images are from The Onion.