Greetings from hot and steamy Cincinnati … and that unseasonably comfortable weather pattern of last week is a mere distant memory. How’s your weather? And your week so far?
I’ve spent a lot of time volunteering to water two newly seeded areas at the condo. because of the size and slope of the second area, that will be a challenge … and the whole process is time-consuming.
Golf today was better than last week … but not stellar … however, (and once again) at least the company was good.
Let’s move along to your mid-week dose of satire courtesy of The Onion. It’s also time for the return of the combo challenge where you get a chance to create your own headline from the words in the headlines below. My combo is at the end, so select your nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, conjunctions, pronouns, and interjections in order to create your headline. Have a good rest of the week.
Word search called off
Universal Studios, Warner Brothers enter talks to reduce stockpiles of unproduced robots
Warm weather finally allows man to get outside, explore new ways to sweat
Coast Guard going to let stranded yacht owner sweat it out a little more
Man has no idea what to do with good mood
New PS4 feature allows user to close eye and imagine really fun game
Woman who changed self to please boyfriend enjoying happy long-term relationship
Cable executive’s one-man show now mandatory viewing for subscribers
Man realizes he’s beginning to stand for something
Mayan word for ‘Apocalypse’ actually translates more accurately as “Time for Pale Obese Fun Monsters’
My Combo: Stranded Warner Brothers sweat as cable executive in good mood beginning to imagine one-man apocalypse after Coast Guard called off search