Happy Hump Day to all. How’s your week going so far?
Since returning from the weekend trip, I’ve returned to my water superintendent duties for our building … which means I move hoses and sprinklers for several hours as our we and another couple in our building are assisting the builder so we can get a green grass environment … Plus, I’m trying to catch up on my blogging from the missed weekend.
Just returned from the golf course, and I was happy with my overall play tonight. Rest of the week has a variety of events scheduled, along with more watering. Then again, maybe mother nature will help out with some natural rain.
Because I haven’t given an eye update in some time, the issue still exists … but all is stable. I don’t see the retina specialist for another 5 weeks, so unless something drastic happens between now and then, it’s wait and see.
Moving on to your midweek dose of satire, as usual, the satirical headlines below are courtesy of The Onion. I’m always curious to discover when you have a favorite. For those ready to accept the extra challenge, create your own “combo” headline by using only the words in the headlines below. My Combo is at the end. Have a good rest of the week!Embed from Getty Images
Criminal prosecuted to fullest extent of budget
Meat prices skyrocket after cow smashing machine gets all beefed up
Legal Dream Team of co-workers counsel woman on strategy for speeding ticket
Friend takes liberty of ordering $40 of appetizers for entire table
Elderly man can’t wait for senility to erase lifetime of regretful memories
Each line of MasterCard billing statement evokes infuriating vacation memory
Two dozen restaurant patrons made violently ill from marriage proposal
Area idea so crazy it just might work
Snowden: NSA agents pass around nude photos
Report confirms no need to make new chairs for the time being
My Combo: Legal Dream Team prosecuted crazy cow for speeding and smashing nude elderly man in new chair