I don’t know about you, but this week hasn’t gone as planned … not even close. Oh well, it happens. I initially planned the next act of Life: The Musical, but I didn’t provide the criteria on Monday. Once again, it happens – so I’ll push that into next week with hopes of remembering on Monday. That’s just an example of my blog life, but the first two days have been a bit more hectic than I planned. Oh well, it happens.
Enough of my week, how’s yours going so far?
On to your dose of mid-week satire to provide some humor to propel you toward the weekend. Below are headlines from The Onion. Is there one that you find the most humorous? For those wanting more of a challenge, try forming your own original headline with the words in the headlines below the pic. My combo is at the end. Have a good rest of the week.
New Toyota “Driver Easy Speak” feature helps parents yell at children in back of car
Guy in front of you ordering for entire construction crew
Grandpa looking absolutely precious in new baseball cap
Nation’s gratuitously sexual couples announce plans to wait in line at amusement park
Doctors say average heart attack victim doesn’t clutch at chest nearly dramatically enough
Area man somewhat disturbed to think perfect woman for him out there somewhere
Study finds college still more worthwhile than spending 4 years chained to radiator
Open-minded man willing to look past Jennifer Lawrence’s flaws
New study finds running 20 minutes each day could add years of soreness to life
Man hates being in position to think, feel, and act
My Combo: Jennifer Lawrence find 20 minutes to think, feel, and act like grandpa