Greetings for cold Cincinnati. Today was a chance to hit a record “cold” … that is, a record lowest high temp for this day in history (21F, -6C). As I write this, I’m not sure if it happened, but given the wind, I stayed in as much as possible today. The good news is that we should see 50 F (10 C) this weekend. How’s the weather in your part of the world?
Although we expected some difficulties, we were surprised to learn that our dance studio is closing at the end of the week, so the process has started on locating a new private instructor. Fortunately, we have resources to ask.
Hooray … most of you seemed to enjoy the previous post about perceptions!
Due to the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday in the US, Life: The Musical returns next week at a special time … so I will announce the theme in Friday’s Opinions in the Shorts.
Time for your mid-week boost of satire from The Onion to energize your week. Most of you know the drill, but for those who need encouragement, try the Combo Challenge. That is, make your own new headline from the words in the headlines below. My Combo is at the end.
Have a good rest of the week.
Farmer chases fifth wedding party out of barn this month
Casino reporting steady profits from slot machine that promises players they will lose
Middle-aged man having best snacks of his life
Bank introduces underdraft fee
Every one of man’s priorities unrecognizable to grandfather
Job applicant totally nails interview with person who will make life a living hell for next 5 years
Horrified Subway execs assumed people were buying footlongs to share with a friend
Housefly drops everything to go stand on watermelon slice
Lunch barely misses man’s vital organs
Man kicking self for wasting valuable plate space at beginning of buffet line
My Combo: Horrified Man promises bank execs his organs as fee for buying fifth buffet