My emails are interesting, and because I’m probably the only person to get them, I knew I had to pursue the matter in order to discover the deeper meaning.
Evidence
Amanda wondered if I remembered her
Staci Jo wants to chat
Lexi wants to hang out
Kylie’s invitation involves coming over
Madison says Hi, but only sent pictures
Chantel is the blonde party girl from California
Nicole says she’s the Naughty Hottie
Katie sent me new pictures (but I didn’t have the old ones)
Lisa found me on Facebook and thinks I’m hot
Kelli says Hi and that she’s close by
Adrian is 6.2 miles away and wants to chat
Charlotte is only 3 miles away and looking for fun
MILF is down the street
SaraBJ is a sexy blonde who will come to me
Sexyblonde02 says she misses me so bad
Lily doesn’t know that I already sleep with a married woman
Nicole wants me to see nude pics of someone I know
Catlin offers explicit photos
Jen says getting rich leads to banging hotter girls
Jamie offers a cheating married woman
Faith is a horny hot cougar on the prowl
Taylor will show me her pics if I promise not to share
Kimmy is married, busty, and looking for fun right now
Hornieoxo says she’s freshly shaven and cleaned up
Brandi wants to know if I want to feel her throat
Countless Russian singles, Asian singles, Indian singles, & Latin singles
Conclusion
Not only were these mails not meant for me, some cybersleuthing discovered the intended receiver … Given this background… and this recent post, there can’t be any doubt these emails were meant for him – thus not me. Thanks to Sherlock, case closed.
A Frank Angle 
But aren’t cyber-hookers a scosh more interesting than vintage watch spam, Frank? Hey, you got a post out of them!
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Lame,
They are quite interesting … but I’ve also got the feeling that these may be a Putin-initiated plot.
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My, that’s quite some evidence there, Frank. I get a few of those. I always wonder how they get me. They’re crafty, aren’t they?
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Amy,
More than crafty! … but don’t you get emails from matt, James, and Angelo?
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gosh, don’t you feel so loved and wanted now, Frank? 😛
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Sun,
Loved, desired, and then some … Never in my life have I been this popular!
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Not all popularity is all that validating is it! Hope you can get it all blocked without too much trouble!
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Debra,
I’m sure the senders will redirect all these emails to the rightful soul in Spain.
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I hear from Amanda and Adrian almost on a daily basis. ,Case needs to be reopened.
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Catherine,
It must be a different Amanda and Adrian.
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Countless Russian singles, Asian singles, Indian singles, & Latin singles – SOUNDS EXHAUSTING!
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Tim,
Yes … and then some.
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Frankly Frank, I think you need a better firewall. They are spectacularly tacky though. You get way way way better junkmail than I do. Maybe, given my single status I should loosen my firewall a bit, douse the flames.
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Val,
But wouldn’t a better firewall limit improving my self esteem?
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If it makes you feel any better, I receive those emails too… and I don’t look a thing like Ralphie!
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Twixt,
I don’t see your name on the list, but I’ll be watching for you.
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Not only do I not get interesting search terms for my blog, but my emails are boring too. I do keep getting offers via email, but I don’t think these women want to refinance your house!
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Elyse,
I get boring search terms too … do you feel better?
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Much.
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Well, for a while, you led a very interesting cyber life!
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Lorna,
Being very innocent has advantages … thus I not only knew these weren’t meant for me, I was also able to discover whose emails they were. Lucky me!
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🙂
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I love my spam filter, Frank. All I have to do is: click, shift, click, return. Snip, snap, done! Great post, however!
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Cathy,
I check my Spam folder looking for things that shouldn’t be there. Then again, it causes one to notice what should be there.
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Absolutely!
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do u like postcard?
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Winny,
How nice of you … and from the other side of the world, too! The thought makes me smile, but seeing the images of your travels is worth much more because through you, I get to see places I may never visit!
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i’d like to send u postcard of indonesia. could u email me ur address to my email winny.marlina@gmail.com. thnak u
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Okay this “Kimmy is married, busty, and looking for fun right now” made me laugh out loud so hard Frank lol. You definitely have a interesting email there lol.
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Kay,
Just another example of it takes all types to make the world go around.
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I can honestly state i’ve never received this kind of e-mail. maybe I should look in the spam folder. I do get offers of $800,000 from someone named Kliea who is stranded in Nigeria and all I have to do is send my bank information including routing number and pin. Not nearly as interesting. *sigh*
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John,
Interestingly, my web browsing isn’t a wide swath as I’m usually cautious and in a narrow range. Nonetheless, you are missing a great deal! 😉
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Sounds like you need a better spam filter!
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LB,
And miss out on such wonderful invitations? 😉
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Well, that’s what happens once social media hears about a party…….
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I’m laughing!! That’s pretty funny they way you put all of those ‘not for you’ emails together 🙂
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Christy,
Well thank you! 🙂
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Does it really happen only to you? 😀
guess you deserve it…
Keep it up and sunny 🙂
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Claudine,
For this perspective, I’m the only one receiving these emails .. so all these women must really want me!!!
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How come I never get ant such e-mails? I’m so jealous.
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Sylvia,
I’m so sorry to hear that.
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A-ha ha… yes, I saw his post! Case closed indeed!!! 😉
PS I was wondering what happened to those kind of mails. Nowadays I get the ‘medical’ type [blood pressure restored etc]!!!! 😀
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Marina,
Good news is that I current have emails for alcoholic rehab, dental insurance, burning fat, medical plans, medical billing & coding, and last but not least … burial insurance!
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😆 that last one is a …killer! For your amusement, here is today’s crop from my mailbox: Diabetes Miracle Diet, See clearer, Drug Rehab, Hey, my new photo!, Get help for depression, Australian taxation office, Prostate cancer and well the good ol’: Male-Enhancement Solutions!!!!!
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Those are good emails .. and I get those, too … but not from the Australian Taxation Office. Just got one from a blonde cougar who wants me now … and won’t she be surprised to find out that I’m older than she is … well .. I hope that’s the case.
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Bravo for getting a post out of these, Frank. Depending on my mood du jour, if I got those I might be quite rabid.
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Ponder,
Glad you enjoyed these! … and I’ve received others since posting.
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Well, it seems like a lot of work…. whomever they’re meant for! Whew!
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No penis enlargement emails. Interesting.
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Malcolm,
LOL … I kept this collection around a single thing … after all, I’ve identified the person for whom they were intended.
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😀 LMAO 😀
Why am I not surprised on who these emails were intended for?
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RoSy,
Glad you like this … and the intender didn’t respond. Hmmmmm ….
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LOL 😉
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I don’t get emails like this, but I sure get my share of erectile dysfunction treatment offers. How nice of them to think of me.
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Big smiles Frank… All my emails are WP posts I need to catch up with 🙂
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Hilarious! Eh…if I could count how many “princes” have “emailed” me proclaiming I am “the only one” in the planet of 8 billion who can get his inheritance. Great post! Made me giggle!
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Java,
Wow … you are quite the popular find for a rich prince … and more than one!!!!
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