Happy Midweek from chilly Cincinnati. Brrrr … but at least it’s not as cold as it was … and warmer weather is on the way. To those to my north, I know it’s colder for you, and we northerners envy the southerners and those in the southern hemisphere.
I just saw the movie Selma. I hope to post about it soon, but the bottom line is that I recommend the movie.
Some of you may recall that our dance studio closed. Fortunately for us, another studio picked up our lessons with no strings attached. Because we had already paid for them, that’s huge. At the new venue, so far, so good. My wife was out tonight, so I went to a group class for basic steps of bachata. It’s not me, but that it was fun to try. For the curious, here’s a video of steps with the basics. Then again, this couple is smokin’ with more advanced steps.
On to your midweek collection of satire from The Onion. Which of these give you the biggest chuckle? For those desiring a challenge, make your own original satirical headline by using only the words in the headlines below the image. My Combo is at the end. Have a good rest of the week.
Area man self-conscious about the wrong things
Man too exhausted to repress both anger and sadness
After careful thought, teen applies to college where family donating building
Man’s whole job undoing handiwork of self-checkout machine
New census study finds that 40% of US population is filler
Restaurant patrons rapidly losing faith parents going to do something about 4-year old
Delicate little man kept awake all night by having coffee after 4 pm
Job applicant blows away interviewer with intimate knowledge of company’s About Us page
Report: 79% of world’s attics remain unexplored
Man’s heart stopped as speaker asks audience to turn to person next to them
Four angels banished from heaven for attempting to unionize
Crowd outside of White House hoping to catch glimpse of President naked
My Combo: Restaurant banishes patrons for intimate antics with coffee machine