A mid-week greeting to all!
How’s your week going so far? Mine has been low-key, and believe it or not, no dancing yet.
Yesterday’s post about education was well received. Perspectives from UK, Finland, Canada, South Africa, Spain, New Zealand, India, Argentina, and USA .. and all about statements made many years ago. I should have another collection ready for next week.
The next post is Life: The Musical – Act 16 featuring songs with dead, die, dies, died, or death in the title. Get your songs ready because curtain time is Wednesday at 9:30 PM (Eastern US).
Below the image are your mid-week bits of satire from The Onion. For that extra challenge, jump into the fray by developing your very own original headline from the words below. So hey … my combo is at the end.
Have a good rest of the week.
Embed from Getty ImagesGrandfather seems proud of how many people polio killed
Life-changing epiphany wears off on ride home
Wrong turn finds man on poor side of mall
New employee has never known decadent pleasures of old office
Man tinkering with anecdote set list before next date
Married couple frustrated after months of unsuccessfully trying to sell baby
Report: America still world leader in manufacturing excuses
Completely uninhibited party guest still choosing to talk about work
Young child still developing antibodies to Mountain Dew
More Americans putting off marriage until ultimatum
China vows to begin aggressively falsifying air pollution numbers
New History Channel program explores what would have happened if History Channel never existed
My Combo: Uninhibited married couple proud of pleasures in old office
A Frank Angle 
I have two for you this week,
“uninhibited Grandfather aggressively pleasures old party guest until Mountain Dew wears off”
and
“world leader has Life-changing epiphany after unsuccessfully falsifying History of America”
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Fasab,
I applaud your efforts as uninhibited grandfather gave me a good laugh …. and the other one reminds me of revisionist approaches … in other words, two thumbs up for you!
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so good to hear of your continued dancing
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Shimon,
We enjoy dancing … and one of the best parts has been discovering new friends as we’ve meet many good people.
Off topic … I recall our previous discussions about education, specifically a post of mine that you mentioned in a post. Please see the post previous to this one as it is the first in a series you may enjoy. Hope all is well with you.
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Grandfather seems proud of epiphany after months of unsuccessfully trying to sell baby
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Bulldog,
Thankful the epiphany saves the baby!
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Grandfather finds man has never known marriage would begin decadent pleasures of life-changing antibodies.
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Catherine,
Now there’s a scientific discovery … that is the life-changing antibodies allowing decadent pleasures.
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“Life-changing epiphany wears off on ride home.” That’s been happening to me a lot these daze.
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Hansi,
Ah ha … and attribute to Geezerhood!
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Grandfather putting off marriage until ride home.
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Mudge,
Grandfather has waited this long, so why not then! …. Oh wait … so how did he become a grandfather? … ah forget it.
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Not a lot of time today so this is the best I can do on short notice… Married couple frustrated after party guest vows to begin aggressively trying to sell grandfather.
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Narf,
Oh my …. human trafficking has stooped to selling grandfathers!
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Yes…life is tough here in Tasmania. You do what you have to do 😉
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Happy Wednesday Frank!
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Mary,
Cheers to your Wednesday and rest of the week!
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Oh, Frank, what couple is this?!!!! History Channel vows to begin manufacturing air pollution until new employee finds decadent baby trying to sell Mountain Dew. Happy Wednesday! 🙂
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Can’t work out a combo, but I like yours and bulldog’s. 🙂
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Sylvia,
That’s OK … better luck next time! How’s the renovation?
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Renovations coming on well. New windows going in next week. 🙂
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Does you have a target date to move in?
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No, only a year……2016. 😀
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That also means much work to do … good luck!
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Brain is too fried to think (been writing all day), but I like your sentence–it made me chuckle. Happy 2015–may there be much dancing.
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E-Tom,
Passing on the Combo Challenge is OK because it’s not a requirement … and a fried brain is a good excuse! Cheers to a wonderful 2015 to you and WW … and we’re still dancing.
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I got WW on the dance floor for hours in the antebellum place we stayed in for MLK celebration. (In its heyday, the dance area used to be called “The Old White Club”–I roared!!)
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Now that’s funny! Cheers to get him onto the floor!
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The thought of possible combos…laughing too much to get one down. (you find the funniest stuff)
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Mouse,
All glory is to the writers at The Onion … I only shift through their work … so which one give you the biggest chuckle?
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So hard to pick – but will wander back shortly and try
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‘married couple tinkering with young child finds baby’
I’m blindly following instructions attempting to learn how your sense of humor works. It’s slow but I’m getting there 🙂
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Uninhibited baby aggressively developing decadent, life-changing antibodies.
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Jim,
Just another example of the power of the human mind when unleashed from inhibitions.
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