The nor’easter storm pounded the New England coast this week. Although Lame in NYC got lucky, I’ve got the feeling Audra took the brunt. Maybe Cynthia can give us a report from Vermont. Good luck to everyone up there.
Meanwhile, Cincinnati received a dusting and cool temperatures.
In the spirit of my education series, The Onion’s archives provides this week’s Wednesday satire to spring you toward the weekend. Even though these are from the vault, the Combo Challenge is still available – so hey – make your own headline from the words in the headlines below the image. My Combo is at the end. Have a good rest of the week.
Students thankful standardized curriculum sparing them from free-spirited teacher antics
Parent urges child to invest in improv comedy education
Study: Most high school graduates woefully unprepared for high school
Instruction in Internet negates need for sex education
Education is our passport to something or other
Are tests biased against students who don’t give a shit?
Study finds college is more valuable than spending four years chained to radiator
Importance of education given valuable lip service
Dept of Education study reveals Seniors Rule
Parents of nasal learners demand odor-based curriculum
Progressive charter school doesn’t have students
Report: Chinese third graders falling behind US high school students in science and math
My Combo: Progressive charter school students who don’t give a shit urge woefully unprepared parents to invest in free-spirited improv sex education curriculum