Welcome to midweek. How’s your week been so far?
March weather in Cincinnati is quite wide-ranging with cool to warm and snow to thunderstorms. Whew! The last half of the week looks to be cold. Yuk! That’s OK because my golf clubs remain in the backroom.
A reminder that Thursday is Name Your Own Holiday Day. Do you have any suggestions? I’m proposing Flying Rutabaga Day, Turtles with Prehensile Tails Day, and Hats Off to the Women of CNN Day.
This week’s midweek dose of satire is for RoSy, who (long ago) requested a sports set from The Onion’s archives.
Don’t forget the Combo Challenge – that is, making your own satirical headline from the words in the headlines below. My Combo is at the end.
Have a good rest of the week.Embed from Getty Images
New report suggests it kind of weird baseball uniforms have belts
Man watching World Cup thought he would have seen more bicycle kicks by now
Goalkeeper announces plans to frantically wave and yell at teammates before corner kick
Exhausted cyclists ask for some drugs so they can finish Tour de France
Michael Phelps apologizes to entire nation after tasting Subway for the first time
Amnesty International blasts hockey league for penalty box conditions
Hockey jersey tucked in for date
Student athlete graduates with 3.8 grade point average
Player’s season depends on if he can stay healthy
Report: Majority of baseball players swallow up to six baseballs during sleep each year
My Combo: Exhausted hockey players frantically swallow entire Subway in penalty box causing goalkeeper to wave and yell for first-time date