Hey there? How’s your week going?
Mine has been OK to this point with some errands, visits, phone calls, etc. I cram those into the first part of the week because my part-time job occupies the end of the week. It’s another week without a golf league – but the season is early, so I’m hopeful that some opportunities will become available.
Several times I’ve mentioned that my wife and I are in a Quickstep formation at a local studio. So far, it has been quite the torture for numerous reasons, but we’re trying. Many readers probably do not know much about the dance, so the next post will be about Quickstep.
On to the mid-week satire from The Onion with hopes of delivering a chuckle. Don’t forget the Combo Challenge, which gives you a chance to make your own satirical headline. All you have to do is limit yourself to the world that are in the headlines below the picture. My Combo is at the end.
Any favorites? Have a good rest of the week.Embed from Getty Images
Scout returns with news from quicker checkout line to the east
Study finds employees most productive they set their own salaries
Area man could have made same meal at home but worse
US Government offers 100 million Americans generous severance deal to leave country
Report: Reuben rated top mid-size sandwich in its class
Woman’s parents accepting of mixed-attractiveness relationship
Report: Mom has plans for tub of whipped cream in fridge – don’t eat it!
Area man only one with problems
Man looks on helplessly as friend tells him story he’s already heard
Mankind tired of having to remind itself of good in the world
Condo board maintains purity of bloodline through generations of intermarriage
My Combo: Rueben looks helplessly at woman’s generous offer to eat whipped cream from mid-size area on man