Hooray … the front has passed through, thus the backside will deliver several days of optimal weather. Simply fabulous … and this is great golf weather. Too bad I struggled in my last round.
Meals: The Musical is the next post. Act 4 features Meat, so song titles must include meat(s) or any meat commonly served. Caution against using animal(s) or any specific animal unless the specific animal appears on a typical menu. For instance, thumbs down to pig(s), but sausage, bacon, pork, and ham are acceptable. Seafood items are unacceptable. Curtain time is Wednesday, 9:30 pm (Eastern US).
Now for your mid-week boost in satire to lead you toward the weekend. Not only cheers to The Onion for their wonderful headlines, but don’t forget the Combo Challenge where you construct an original headline with the words from The Onion headlines below the image. My Combo is at the end. Any favorites below?
Have a good rest of the week. Hope to see you at the theater for Act 4.
Embed from Getty ImagesHouseguest asks if host has blanket that’s never been washed he can use
Area woman can’t wait to get home and take-off uncomfortable persona
Study: Best method of finding job still excitedly circling newspaper listing with red marker
Barber’s paunch keeping touching customer
College encourages lively exchange of ideas
New poll finds 74% of Americans would be comfortable blaming female president for problems
Man always carries gun in case he need to escalate situation
Report: Majority of Earth’s potable water trapped in Coca Cola products
Man thinks going to Vegas for things other than gambling somehow less sad
Troubling report finds dreamingly sliding down back of door after kissing date on porch plummets 78%
My Combo: Area female finds gun in barber’s paunch
I didn’t make a new combo because I couldn’t get over the shock of how closely this one describes me: “Area woman can’t wait to get home and take-off uncomfortable persona.” 😉
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Carrie,
LOL … and I didn’t even think of you with that headline … I know – shame on me! 😉
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Ha, I’m not so egocentric to think that you would. 🙂
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Uncomfortable houseguest can’t wait to get home. Have a good rest of the week, Frank!
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Cynthia,
Must be at a creepy B&B.
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“College female kissing Area Man on date can’t wait to get home and washed”
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Fasab,
The encounter must be at a college-town bar.
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Yay! Got my thinking cap on for tomorrow night…
Houseguest washed red marker in Coca-Cola, blaming president for idea
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Dale,
Of course, everyone realizes that it’s always the president’s fault.
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Absolutely. When one signs on for this job, one must have wide shoulders..
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Yep … did you know that World War I was President Obama’s fault? …. and Good Morning, Dale.
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Good morning, Frank! Of course it was…doesn’t even matter thay he wasn’t even a twinkle in his father’s….nor His father in his!!
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🙂
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After the front passed here, we had two days of clouds, wind, and cold air. Tomorrow will finally be nice. Going to play some golf.
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Jim,
Wonderful … and I hope you play better than I my last round … well … a quad and a triple can’t help a round.
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Happy golfing Frank and 0a couple of birdies too 😃
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Dilip,
Not last night … but hey – a bad round of golf is still a good day on the golf course.
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Wow I loved that it is so true! Cheers Frank 🙂
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How about this …. a bad round on the golf course is better than not being on the golf course at all … or …. a bad round on the golf course is better than being at work.
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woman can’t wait to get home for Coca Cola products
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Bulldog,
This woman definitely has a problem.
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I loved the hot weather brought in by the front; this morning when I woke it was only 7C, quite depressing, even hubby wore long pants rather than shorts to work.
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Catherine,
Given our weather preferences, we should switch cities … well, at least for the summer.
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Coca Cola encourages Americans to be comfortable with gambling Earth’s products.
[cc is very popular!!!! 😉 ]
A beautiful Wednesday to you, Frank! 🙂
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Marina,
Coca Cola is quite the global product giant … so this is very understandable.
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I ducked when “Area woman can’t wait to get home and take-off uncomfortable persona” went by, but got hit square when I glanced back and it came the other way.
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Tim,
That’s quite understandable.
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Jim,
Coca Cola needs to get this news to their marketing department!
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Next golf round will make you smile, in a good way! Have an awesome rest of the week Frank!
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Mary,
Absolutely … but 7 or the 9 holes were acceptable. 🙂
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Vegas college man carries gun trapped in coca-cola.
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LB,
Trapped gun it Coke still can’t get past airport security.
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Had such a giggle at your combo, Frank. No time today to work out my own. So happy your good weather continues to please. See you at the theatre. 🙂
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Sylvia,
Glad I caused a giggle. Our weather is sunny with a touch of coolness in the air. Wonderful … although temporary …still, simply wonderful!
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Report: Man blames majority of female problems on trapped water.
Songs about meat? Really? Yuck! I’m vegan. I’ll have to pass! 😉
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Lorna,
Blaming the trapped water instead of the female is a smart move.
Act 4 is what is …. and nope … Tofu won’t have an act. 😉
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I didn’t think tofu would have a chance. 😦
As for trapped water, I was thinking about bloating, which, to a woman is the same as blaming her! 😉
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OIC. 🙂 …. and I wonder if any songs exist with Tofu in the title.
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Unlikely. It takes on the flavor of what it is paired with. 😉
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Houseguest blaming lively water after somehow sliding Coca Cola on date.
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John,
Well know … there is obviously more to this story! … and Coke seems to be the big winner today.
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I loved the trapped water line.
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But wait, who ask for a blanket that hasn’t been washed. I think I was in shocked reading that lol. I had no idea where to go from there with that lol. Frank, you always make me smile.
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Kay,
All thanks goes to The Onion as I only collect them. 🙂
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the coca cola one isn’t real?
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Rich,
The Onion only reports the truth.
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That’s the perfect illustration after the burger post.
A bit bleary today – we got 11 inches of rain in a little less time than the Rockets game…then the storm started. Darn NOAA weather alerts kept going off all night. Even Molly is bleary. (She had to sit in the front window and bark constantly at the neighbors’ garbage bags floating down the street.) Then discovered the newish coffee pot was not working! We live close to the lake so water drains fast, and we are something of a high spot on the prairie. There was major flooding like over the cars not far from here. And now it’s getting dark and round 2 is approaching.
Must wander the meat market before the deluge!
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Mouse,
OMG …. that’s a lot of rain!!!! Molly must of have thought the floating garbage bags were aliens.
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At 2am she was certain they shouldn’t be out unattended floating along.
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“Jive Turkey” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNZ5zVW76uo
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OOPS hmm … wrong post
Knew I was, too, tired to blog!
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Resa,
I know your mind is weary … and I posted it for you. 🙂
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I have nothing Frank. Our weather is so oppressive it is hurting my bones.
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Val,
I know that Texas is in the middle of quite the mix of weather. Hang in there because the storms will be good and your heat can crank up like you like it.
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My fave – kinda’ scarily real though:
Man always carries gun in case he need to escalate situation.
My SCANDALOUS combo:
Best method of finding job is by kissing the president.
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RoSy,
That’s more than scandalous! … but hey, one has to do what one must do.
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