Greetings from San Diego … oops … I mean Cincinnati … but our current weather is fabulous! I spent the day on the golf course, but the weather and company was better than the golf. Oh well, that’s the way the game is.
Thanks for the positive reaction about the previous post about Martha. I enjoyed putting that one together, and the variety of emotions surprised me. As I mentioned to some in the comments, my intent was around a tribute – not sadness. Nonetheless, I’m glad to know that some were touched by the post.
Below the image are the headlines from The Onion for your mid-week bump in satire. Any favorites? Don’t forget the Combo Challenge by making your own headline from the words in the headlines below. My Combo is at the end. Have a good rest of the week.
Embed from Getty ImagesMother still searching for pre-school that focuses exclusively on her son
Email from Mom sent at 5:32 am
Man now too exhausted to repress both anger and sadness
Majority of Americans never use Physical Education after high school
Night of uninterrupted deep sleep really throws man’s day off
Breakthrough procedure allows parents to select sexiness of child
Trip to bar gives friends opportunity to sit around, do nothing in different place
Avoiding popular songs somehow accomplishment for local man
Study: Majority of frontal lobe occupied by thoughts of sausage links
Man on gurney has brief word with protagonist before entering ambulance
Apartment manager already knows to look out for tenant sending Minnie Mouse checks
Hollywood quietly shuts down after realizing entertainment a delicate matter of subjective opinion
My Combo: Man on gurney exhausted after searching for uninterrupted sausage links
