Hope you had a good weekend. What did you do? Besides time on the ballroom floor, we saw a good play (Native Garden) while ushering at the Playhouse in the Park, plus went the movie Brooklyn. (Thumbs up!) It’s abnormally warm in Cincinnati for January, so we also took several walks. Also worked on an interesting project in our home. Should be interesting if you can accomplish it.
Email is a wonderful thing. On the other hand, I get more spam email that the post office ever thought of delivering to one person.
This post is a combo-style marketing challenge. Below is a list of email subject lines I’ve spotted in my Inbox. Use the words in the lines below to develop your own subject line for spam email that emphasizes marketing. Good luck!
Buy burial insurance online
Watch anything and everything with cable TV
Find your wife in China now
Lower your funeral payments
Crazy engineer humiliates energy fat cats
You may qualify for dental implants
My ex is a whore
The exact way James grew by 2.7 inches
You qualify for a new mattress
Yummy food quickly to your door
Get tips on what is hot in penny stocks
Grant funding to those who qualify
Connect with singles today
Personable checking accounts with desirable perks
Solar power your home at no cost
Something important is going to happen in your life
Burn fat without the exercise
Hot Border Sex
My Combo: Exercise with crazy, hot whore for funeral tips