On a Virtual Massage

I hope everyone had a safe and wonderful weekend. How did you spend your time?

Although we were not zooming around at the speed of light, we were able to do some outdoor work, spend an evening on the ballroom floor. attend a church-group wine tasting, and celebrate Ice Cream Day.

I was busy enough to not be able to respond to the comments on Saturday’s Foghorn Leghorn tribute post. Therefore, in an attempt to catch up on the comments and reading your blogs, I’ll only post the mid-week Satire Bits and Friday’s Opinion in the Shorts. No decision yet on Saturday Morning Cartoon Classics.

Celebrations for your week

  • (Week) Everyone Deserves a Massage Week, Independent Retailers Week, Zoo Keeper Week, Restless Leg Syndrome Education & Awareness Week
  • (Mon) Get Out of the Doghouse Day, Legal Drinking Age Day, No Pet Store Puppies Day, Hug Your Kid Day, Monkey Day, Tug-of-War Day, Junk Food Day, Creme Brulee Day
  • (Tues) Casual Pi Day, Penuche Fudge Day, Rat-Catchers Day, Pied Piper of Hamelin Day, Hammock Day, Spoonerism Day
  • (Wed) Hog Dog Day, Hot Enough for Ya Day, Gorgeous Grandma Day, Maple Syrup Day, Mosquito Day, Vanilla Ice Cream Day
  • (Thurs) Cousins Day, Drive-Thru Day, Tequila Day, Tell an Old Joke Day

Knowing this is Everyone Deserves a Massage Week, instead of starting your week with a chuckle, sit back and relax to a bit of Nirvana.

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On Satire Bits: Vol. 65

Wednesday is National Tequila Day – thus a day I suspect Guapo will celebrate.

How is your week going so far? Storms rolled through our area, which cancelled golf. Hopefully less humid air is behind the front.

Tuesday was Gorgeous Grandma Day. Have you seen this lady?

Time for our mid-week dose of satire courtesy of The Onion. If I would have thought of it earlier, I would have featured grandma or tequila satire – but no such luck. Any favorites? As usual, for those desiring an extra challenge, feel free to use the information below to make your own original headline. Mine is at the end of the list. Have a good rest of the week!

Woman proud of horrible tan

Milk rushing through jug handle having the time of its life

Eminem terrified as daughter begins dating man raised on his music

Doctors days grandiose delusion of own self-importance only think keeping CEO alive

Undertaker’s last few embalming before summer vacation always a little sloppy

Scientists find link between level of patheticness and speed of email responses

8-year old surprises Marine dad during firefight in Afghanistan

Serious worker puts headphones one to focus on sandwich

MIT scientists create robot capable of feeling lust

Report: 1 in 5 air ducts contains person looking, listening in on you

My Combo: MIT scientist create robot capable horrible tan and lusting at Eminem