Hooray … the front has passed through, thus the backside will deliver several days of optimal weather. Simply fabulous … and this is great golf weather. Too bad I struggled in my last round.
Meals: The Musical is the next post. Act 4 features Meat, so song titles must include meat(s) or any meat commonly served. Caution against using animal(s) or any specific animal unless the specific animal appears on a typical menu. For instance, thumbs down to pig(s), but sausage, bacon, pork, and ham are acceptable. Seafood items are unacceptable. Curtain time is Wednesday, 9:30 pm (Eastern US).
Now for your mid-week boost in satire to lead you toward the weekend. Not only cheers to The Onion for their wonderful headlines, but don’t forget the Combo Challenge where you construct an original headline with the words from The Onion headlines below the image. My Combo is at the end. Any favorites below?
Have a good rest of the week. Hope to see you at the theater for Act 4.
Houseguest asks if host has blanket that’s never been washed he can use
Area woman can’t wait to get home and take-off uncomfortable persona
Study: Best method of finding job still excitedly circling newspaper listing with red marker
Barber’s paunch keeping touching customer
College encourages lively exchange of ideas
New poll finds 74% of Americans would be comfortable blaming female president for problems
Man always carries gun in case he need to escalate situation
Report: Majority of Earth’s potable water trapped in Coca Cola products
Man thinks going to Vegas for things other than gambling somehow less sad
Troubling report finds dreamingly sliding down back of door after kissing date on porch plummets 78%
My Combo: Area female finds gun in barber’s paunch