Hope you enjoyed that creative remix of the fabulous commercial.
How has your week gone so far? Hopefully OK.
We attended the annual Home Owners Association (HOA) meeting last night. Oh boy – just confirmation that some don’t understand what it means to live in a condo and that some simply should not.
Golf league season has arrived and delivered a dilemma to me. At the end of last season, the course notified all leagues that it would be closing in a few months. My league (as well as my wife’s) found another course. Because my league involved changing days, I decided not to return. I found a new league, but then (and without notice) I discovered that league is no more. In other words, I’m currently a golfer without a league. Interestingly, the original course remains open – causing me to wonder – why did they runoff guaranteed income? Very strange and unprofessional.
Meals: The Musical takes to the stage in the next post. Act 2 features Fruit – so song titles must include fruit(s) or any nutritional fruit in the title. Keep in mind that tomato(es) are not acceptable. Using a similar rationale, nut(s) or any type of nut, are not acceptable. Advice – Don’t make it harder than it is because there are many songs available. Curtain time is Wednesday, 9:30 pm (Eastern US).
The pigs below are multi-tasking as they are not only getting their tune for Meals: The Musical, they are also preparing their Combo Challenge. For the newbies, the satirical headlines below are from The Onion, and the Combo Challenge involves forming your own original headline from the headlines below. My Combo is at the end.
Have a good rest of the week.Embed from Getty Images
Report: More Americans setting aside money in case of PR emergency
Empty “About Us” page leaves Chinese buffet’s origins shrouded in mystery
Allowance to teach children importance of parental dependence
Disheartened man expected at least one text while checking phone after flight
Hippocratic Oath updated to include vow of loyalty to insurance company
Increasingly worried man hasn’t yet come across any guacamole in burrito
Teen sick of mother barging into room with clean, folded clothes
Lettuce sentence to slow painful death in vegetable crisper drawer
Cat who spends life on one of two couch cushions given rabies vaccine
Scientists speculate extraterrestrials may have completely different hair than humans
Humble eccentric decline in-flight beverage service
My Combo: Humble, disheartened eccentric mother worried about importance of loyalty to guacamole on Chinese lettuce leaves