On Satire Bits: Thanksgiving Edition (v36)

Thursday is a national holiday in the USA – Thanksgiving – and family day of bountiful meals, the Macy’s parade, football, and more. Before advancing to the frivolities of this post, I want to say a special thank you to all those who bestow their presence upon my little corner of the world.

Yes – I am very thankful for you and your blogs as well. No matter if you are in America or elsewhere across the world, best wishes to you and your family in the spirit of our holiday that touches all humanity.

FYI: I won’t be posting Thursday, but I can’t pass up the day after.

For the spirit of the day, I dove into The Onion’s archives for these gems regarding Thanksgiving. Any favorites?

PETA Applauds New Butterball Line of Turkeys Killed only by Suicide

Area Couple Wonders Why They are Hosting Thanksgiving

Despite Bad Press, Calorie Industry Projects Record-Breaking Day

Pilgrims Depart for America to Escape Oppression to Soccer

Millionaire Vows to do for America what he did for Turkey Ranches

Video Game Character feels Healthier after Eating Turkey Leg off Ground

Turkey Gobbles Just as Man on Hunting Trip Tells Father He is Gay

Dominos Introduces Thanksgiving Feast Pizza

Al-Qaeda Marching Band to Join Macy’s Parade after Incredible Audition

President Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justification for Turkey Pardon

Cowboys Win to Cause Nation to Vomit Dinners

Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holiday Watching Touching Family Dramas Together

Thousands Gather for Stuffing of Giant Turkey

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Once again, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, and enjoy this Thanksgiving classic (Simple Gifts) from Allison Krauss and Yo-Yo Ma.