On a Pressure Point

Last week served as the timeline for an interesting public relations exercise as Nancy Brinker, Executive Director of the Susan G Komen Foundation, stated, “We will never bow to political pressure.” Of course, in the matter of several days and regardless of spin, she demonstrated that never means at least twice.

Issues, especially those of volatile in nature, tend to bring out its share of misinformation. I can recall the time last spring when I heard Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Az) make an interesting statement that not only made me wince, but it made the rounds on the national news.

Gaffs like these (and in Kyl’s case an unquestionable lie) simply give political satirists like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert a chance to make hay of the situation. I recall seeing a bit from Colbert last spring that just cracked me up. Heck, Colbert had a problem trying not to laugh.

Alas, I recently saw it again, and it’s still funny! To see it though, you have to go to Gawker – so click here and enjoy.

On Opinions in the Shorts: Vol. 93

Announcing

  • Another special weekend edition tomorrow – thus I hope you return.
  • A Frank Angle is on FaceBook.

On Political Shorts
“High five” to Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) for calling on Donald Trump for deciding to promote birther issues over issues of substance. Mr. Trump’s actions have earned him the tile, Donald the Ronald McDonald.

I’ll give Tim Pawlenty credit – I like the music in his campaign videos.

My governor, John Kasich, just endorsed Haley Barbour for the GOP presidential nomination. Crank up the Pointer Sisters I’m so Excited … NOT.

As the spin continues to determine the political losers and winners in last week’s possible government shutdown, I continue to believe two things: our politicians went into it as losers, and come out of it as losers. … plus tougher, uglier fights are on the horizon.

Have you noticed how quiet Sarah Palin has been lately? I hope it stays that way.

I’m not sure which was worse: Sen. Jon Kyl’s highly inaccurate quote about Planned Parenthoods budget or his office’s pathetic after-the-fact explanation. Nonetheless, Stephen Colbert’s take is priceless and worth your time. Thanks Melissa.

On Short Shorts
PC Reigns as Seattle School Renames “Easter Eggs”

I’m currently reading The Evolution-Creation Struggle by Michael Ruse. Very interesting, especially for those who believe that history has much to tell.

The University of Cincinnati is suing the owner of the Bearcat Café for trademark infringement. Interestingly, the business (though different owners) has been there for 50 years. Surely, UC attorneys have a better way to invest their time and talent.

As the NFL faces labor strife, here’s an interesting perspective from a NFL player’s wife.

Roger Ebert provides this wonderful post to explain the effect the Hubble telescope has on him and his beliefs.

On Quiet Heroes
Many heroes are quiet, non-attention seekers who believe in simply doing what should be done. This report by NBC’s News is a wonderful tribute to such a person. Thanks Padre Steve for this.

Opinions in the Shorts: Vol. 78

On the Slurpee Summit
Slurpees have little-to-no nutritional value, so it is an excellent symbol of the recent meeting between Republican Congressional leaders and the White House. The McConnell-Boehner team took the meeting so seriously that they published this op-ed in the Washington Post the day of the meeting – and to no surprise – it is fully of party rhetoric and plenty of evidence that they misread the recent election results.

On Earmarks Vote
A vote banning earmarks sent the proposal down in flames. Interestingly, 14 senators voted against their party: Evan Bayh* (D-IN), Sen. Bob Bennett** (R-UT), Michael Bennet (D-CO), Thad Cochran (R-MS.), Susan Collins (R-ME), Sen. Russ Feingold** (D-WI), James Inhofe (R-OK), Dick Lugar (R-IN), Claire McCaskill (D-MO), Lisa Murkowski (R-AL), Bill Nelson (D-FL), Richard Shelby (R-AL.), Mark Udall (D-CO), Sen. George Voinovich* (R-OH). It will be interesting to watch future actions of these senators. * Retiring   ** Defeated

On the Kyl Trail
Senator Jon Kyl (R-AZ) is against a tax increase for anyone. Senator, when tax policy comes to a vote, remember this – decreasing my tax rate and increasing the amount I pay is a tax increase you jackwagon! (A reminder: That’s better than being a nincompoop.)

On the Street Sign Mandate

Someone got this great idea to mandate local governments to change all their street signs from all caps to initial-cap style. This is a brilliant example of Washington’s clueless behavior.

On the Palin Express
Today, the Sarah Palin book signing tour comes within 10 miles of my home. I hope to get a signed copy of both her book and a world map for Melissa and Emma. Meanwhile, Republican and MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough had this interesting article on Sarah Palin this week at Politico.

On a Classic Letter
I don’t read PolitiFact as much as I want, but I appreciate its work. They recent published this must-read letter from an unhappy reader that made me smile.

On Law & Order
This week’s episode of Law & Order: Los Angeles included includes a philandering golf star and his club-wielding wife. The writers using Tiger’s situation is probably a long shot. If you miss it, view it here.

On a few Sports Shorts

  • The TCU Horned Frogs are bound to the Big East Conference. Could someone please tell me why the Big 12-that-is-actually-10 let TCU get away.
  • Oh the pain of my football teams: 2-10, 4-7, and 2-9. Then again, you don’t see me running to jump on the another’s bandwagon. After all, true fans endure the pain too. Good news is that only two of them are playing this weekend.
  • Another Ohio State-Michigan game in the books, and another bore.

On another Classic Angle
Many of us flock to the movies during the holiday season. We enjoyed Unstoppable – the predictable action thriller about a runaway train. In the spirit of moviegoers everywhere, here is one of my favorite posts from the past. It’s about popcorn – and the video at the end is one of my favorites.

Have a safe weekend.

On Dialing in on Mr. Kyl

Some people just get under my skin, and Senator Jon Kyl (R-AZ) is (and has been) one of them. In the spirit of Geico, he’s a jackwagon – which is better than a nincompoop. Just take his recent appearance on Meet the Press.

They (other countries), they profile, not on the base, of course, of race or ethnicity or religion, but on the basis of who looks like they may need a second screening. There are questions asked in other countries that tip people off, who are experienced questioners of people that need an addition screening.

Senator Kyl. No profiling? So what does a person needing a second screening look like?

Senator McConnell was talking about a political goal. Obviously, President Obama has as a political goal his re-election, so there’s no big surprise there.

Senator McConnell stated on more than one occasion that his top priority is removing President Obama from the White House. When did President Obama say that his re-election is his top priority?

(On the December agenda) … and deal with the unemployment extension …

Senator Kyl. Since unemployment is a socialist program, are you now a socialist, thus bucking your party’s anti-socialism stance that should repeal unemployment, not extend it?

By the way, Senator Kyl – Two former Secretaries of State in Republican administrations and the ranking Republican on the Foreign Relations Committee approve the New START Treaty that is one the table. American voters (in the last election) issued a strong mandate to get work together and get the job done. Oh – You must gotten the wrong memo concerning the election results – you jackwagon.

On Sotomayor’s Delay

Republican senators have very interesting during the process of filling the Supreme Court vacancy. Many were against her within hours of the nomination, whereas some on the committee proclaimed being against her in their opening statements. They had a chance to ask questions, and now they are asking for a 1-week extension. In the words of Artie Johnson and Jackie Gleason, “Very interesting you numbskulls!

As some Republican senators claim rulings through bias, these partisans have yet to provide evidence of biased past rulings by Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. They seem to be hanging their hat on the overturning of the New Haven fire fighters case in which the nominee was 1 vote of 13 on the appellate court’s 7-6 vote. Maybe that’s why they wanted a 1-week extension. Gotta dig dig dig … you betcha.

Of course Senator Sessions (R-AL) definitely isn’t biased.

From Jeffrey Toobin

There was something distasteful about Sotomayor’s being lectured on civil rights by the likes of Senator Jeff Sessions, of Alabama, whose own retrograde views on race back in 1986 led to his being rejected for a federal judgeship by the very committee on which he now serves.

Or is Senator Sessions still bitterly biased because of the 1986 hearing?

From Kathleen Parker

Senators also hammered Sotomayor about her ethnic identification and whether she could rule fairly without undue influence from her gender or political preferences. Wait, let me guess, you’re White Guys! Are we to infer that males of European descent are never unduly influenced by their own ethnicity, gender or political preferences? Can anyone affirm this assertion with a straight face?

When your party looks like a Wonder Bread convention during flu season, picking on ethnic identity and sex seems an un-brilliant way to proceed. Yet, these same gentlemen don’t understand how Sotomayor could have expressed the thought that she, as a Latina, might be able to reach a wiser decision than a white male?

From the Hearing

Sen. John Kyl: Do you agree with him (President Obama) that the law only takes you the first 25 miles of the marathon and that that last mile has to be decided by what’s in the judge’s heart?

Sotomayor:
No, sir. That’s — I don’t — I wouldn’t approach the issue of judging in the way the president does. He has to explain what he meant by judging. I can only explain what I think judges should do, which is judges can’t rely on what’s in their heart. They don’t determine the law. Congress makes the laws. The job of a judge is to apply the law.

Of course Sen Kyl (R-AZ) is opposing Sotomayor because “I remain unconvinced that Judge Sotomayor believes judges should set aside biases, including those based on race and gender, and render the law impartially and neutrally.” Once again, he provides no judicial ruling to support his claim.

Senator Kyl goes on to say, “Her answers answered nothing.” Senator, I hate to tell you but nominees have been giving soft answers ever since Justice Bork – including those you support.

Why haven’t we heard concerns about another Roman Catholic justice, thus potentially creating a religious bias on the court? On no, if she doesn’t proceed to overturn Roe v Wade, the church will be threatening to withhold communion and possible excommunication. But certainly voting with preset religious conditions isn’t bias.

As I have said many times, there is a difference between agree v. disagree and right v. wrong. Just because one disagrees, doesn’t mean wrong. Translation into numbskull means, “You’ve done your job, move on and vote.