My emails are interesting, and because I’m probably the only person to get them, I knew I had to pursue the matter in order to discover the deeper meaning.
Evidence
Amanda wondered if I remembered her
Staci Jo wants to chat
Lexi wants to hang out
Kylie’s invitation involves coming over
Madison says Hi, but only sent pictures
Chantel is the blonde party girl from California
Nicole says she’s the Naughty Hottie
Katie sent me new pictures (but I didn’t have the old ones)
Lisa found me on Facebook and thinks I’m hot
Kelli says Hi and that she’s close by
Adrian is 6.2 miles away and wants to chat
Charlotte is only 3 miles away and looking for fun
MILF is down the street
SaraBJ is a sexy blonde who will come to me
Sexyblonde02 says she misses me so bad
Lily doesn’t know that I already sleep with a married woman
Nicole wants me to see nude pics of someone I know
Catlin offers explicit photos
Jen says getting rich leads to banging hotter girls
Jamie offers a cheating married woman
Faith is a horny hot cougar on the prowl
Taylor will show me her pics if I promise not to share
Kimmy is married, busty, and looking for fun right now
Hornieoxo says she’s freshly shaven and cleaned up
Brandi wants to know if I want to feel her throat
Countless Russian singles, Asian singles, Indian singles, & Latin singles
Conclusion
Not only were these mails not meant for me, some cybersleuthing discovered the intended receiver … Given this background… and this recent post, there can’t be any doubt these emails were meant for him – thus not me. Thanks to Sherlock, case closed.