Mid-week is here – which means Hump Day! Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike! What day is it?
Cincinnati weather is more like early summer than mid-spring, which is fine. After all, it’s all a matter of perspective and alternatives. I had my first night of subbing in a golf league close to my home. I played well, hopefully I will get many opportunities in the weeks ahead.
Thanks for the kind words and suggestions for my first venture into fiction (the prior post). I’m considering a challenge, thus wanting to know your thoughts about the following idea. All participants use the same story up to a point, then write their own ending within a certain word limit. What do you think?
On to the mid-week dose of satire from The Onion. For the extra challenge, create your own headline from the words in the headlines below the image. My Combo is at the end. Any favorites headlines? Have a good rest of the week.
Junior-high-school Badminton unit inspires 948 shuttlecock jokes
Man under mistaken impression he is own harshest critic
Labor Secretary horrified to learn some Americans working jobs they do not truly enjoy
Company to experiment with valuing employees
Man’s ironclad grasp of issue can withstand two follow-up questions
Teen crafting marketing image in garage hoping to one day win Grammy
Mathematical skill downplayed to get out of splitting check
Café Adds Heartbreaking Little Lunch Menu
English teacher on first date in ages lets dangling metaphor slide
Content writer awkwardly shows parents around website where he works
My Combo: Dangling teen crafting two mathematical questions