Welcome back to the first Satire Bits in 5 weeks. That’s right, the last one posted February 10th.
How’s your week gone so far? The past few days has blessed Cincinnati with pleasant weather, so hopefully you’ve experience positive days.
St. Patrick’s Day (Tuesday) was my yearly opportunity to have green spaghetti for lunch, then a delightful dinner at Seasons 52 to celebrate my wife’s birthday. The rest of the week looks a bit hectic, so the next point will be either the return of Opinion in the Shorts or another version of Briefs. Last week’s image of the 5 guys in underwear received many positive comments, so pressure is on!
Below the images are headlines from The Onion’s archives around a theme: Prisons. Because it has been several weeks, don’t forget the Combo Challenge. All anyone has to do is use only the words in the headlines below to form your own original headline. Think a noun, an adjective, a verb, and filler … then you have it. My Combo is at the end.
Have a good rest of the week.
Prisoner’s right group protests treatment of super-villains in nation’s magnetic detainment cubes
China announces plans to build International Space Prison
WB Network targets booming prison population with new sitcom
Amnesty International demands gentler soap for Indonesian prisoner
Chinese rockers hold benefit for oppression
Study reveals conditions at women’s prisons deplorably unsexy
Nostalgic warden has seen three generations of family coming through
Smoking ban collapses fragile prison economy
Oregon man arrested in Zoophilia sting after propositioning FBI agent posing as a goat in chat room
Lutheran minister arrested for boring young children
Area man doesn’t understand why you’re arresting him now that he has his clothes back on
Congress arrested on manslaughter charges
My Combo: Goat reveals Congress as deplorably boring