This post wasn’t in my initial retrospective series. Actually, it is a relatively spontaneous decision. Usually linked to holidays, I’ve hosted more than a few blog parties. So – hey – we need to have a farewell party – a celebration. A gathering place for the good of the cause!
This is going to be a bit crazy for both readers and the host, so I request your patience!
Overview
- Behind each number is a surprise gift. (For the record, a gag gift which you will not receive from me)
- Only one gift per person
- Once the number (gift) is taken, it’s no longer available (next note is important)
- While I hope to strike-through taken numbers, I must sleep and run errands – so I request readers check the comments before taking a number. (See the Last Updated note above the numbers for my strike-through progress.)
Directions
- Pick (click) an available number for your surprise gift
- In your comment, type your number (hopefully on its own line so all can see it)
- Tell everyone about your gift
- If necessary, bargain a trade with someone else
- An option: Offer your unselected pick for a known gift … then the other person gets another pick
- Because others want to know what you got, please tell about your gift in the comments. After all, parties involve good conversations.
Giftbag and Availability Scorecard (Last updated at __)
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NO 17
Ah ah ah Frank! What stuff … Earthworm Jerky (beef jerky?)
but luckily I’m a vegetarian (almost vegan if it wasn’t for the cheese that seduces me).
Anyone willing to give me carrots or other veggis???
🙂 Wishing you all a lovely week Claudine
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Nope, not for me either – maybe the dog?
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Claudine,
Way to start off the party. John is in Texas, so he may consider a trade!
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But… but our Dinosaur and Dragon are supposed to get together!
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Nope, not trading mine for an Earthworm Jerky!!!!! Hmmm…. 😉 xoxo
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😦
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Poor earthworms…. however Claudine, maybe your pets would find them tasty! 😉
A beautiful week to you too! 🙂
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No.18: A ‘Chewbacca Hoodie’. I think I’d look quite cute in this. It may be a bit warm for Florida, but when one is looking ‘cuddly’ and achieving ‘Galactic Greatness Status’, who cares about comfort? I’ll take it. 😀 This is a fun idea indeed and way to go , Frank. 🙂
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Sylvia,
Oh my … you are now a Galactic Goddess! I would think this would be a high demand offer. If you see a gift later that you want, you hold the goods to make a deal.
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Can’t think of anything I would rather have right now, but I’ll keep on stalking the others. 😃
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Oh, lucky lucky you, Sylvia!!!!!!!!!!
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😀
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# 5
The retired number of Johnny Bench.
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A tribute to a great Cincinnatian!
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Exactly!!!
Wait “til you see what I have in store….
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ALL RIGHT!
I got a Dinosaur Taco Holder! yayayayaya!!
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I was going to choose that number …..
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Whew! finally i got in on time!
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But, as you already know, my second favourite number came through for me 😀 and you got a neat Dinosaur taco holder – we should all have Dino holding our tacos!!
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Yeah… tacos are in!
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Resa,
You seemed thrilled with that one. Can’t believe nobody has offered you a trade! I think Tara is looking for a trade partner.
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There is no way anyone is getting my Dinosaur!!!!!!!
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Check out Sylvia’s!
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Ahhh….. no! I adore my Dinosaur!
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Ah ha … you are going to be a tough negotiator!
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Totally leathery.
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Not even a Rambo dog costume?
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Especially not!
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Well have to wait to see if Holly picks.
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That is just perfect, isn’t it?! I want one too, however, I’m not trading my doggy butt! 😉
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#13
Golf Club Urinal. Hahahaha! Not particularly useful for me. Any male golfers out there care to trade? If this works as advertised, you’ll be able to drink all the beer you want and not have to worry about such amenities as bathrooms or hiding out in the woods. AND you get to carry your own personal water hazard.
Come on guys! I know you want this… 😀
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😀 😀 😀
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Good luck with that one!
Well, I hope You Earn All, in a trade! hehehe
Come on guys!
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Robin,
Bwahaha … Keep on the lookout for when Marc comes around!
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I used to work in a golf club…I’m sure I can find you a buyer 😉
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Really, did you? Me too… but 40 years ago and my clients (R.I.P.) I may guess they are all gone “to the better place to play golf with the Lord” 😀 😀 😀
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Up until December 8th! They want me to return but I’m pretty done with it….
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Let me think… ih ih ih ih, I guess I know! But Swiss, German and Italian golfers are sure much more a nuisance!
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I dunno… Private club means members who own the club and there by “own” you. There were some who were royal pains in the patootie!
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Yes, well…. uhmmmm You’re gonna need the goddess of luck for this trade and so far it doesn’t look like she’s on your side!!!! 😉 😂🤣😂🤣 [said the one with the doggy butt!]
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#9
My second favourite number …..
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Good number! What did you get?
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Oh hurrah!! A Dragon Stapler! Who doesn’t need a dragon stapler? Fabulous – and special thanks to Resa 😀 Now I’m off to staple me a dragon or two …..
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Awesome gift!!!!!
Maybe your dragon and my dinosaur can get together one day!
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It’s a date!!
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🦖🐲
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Pauline,
Now that’s a handy tool for a crafter as yourself. Try trading it!
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I got dibs!!
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I don’t want to trade it Frank – I think it’s great and now I really, really want one! It’s a pity you’re retiring from blogging because a snappy dragon might turn up on my blog one day – I’ll name him Frank in honour of you 🙂
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Well now – in that case, you’ll have to let me know when you post it … and if available, I’ll be there!
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Dammit! That was my choice! My fault for being too busy to play right away!
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I’ll be happy to lend you my dragon whenever you require him to staple something – or someone –
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You are way too kind! I am a dragon in the Chinese astrology 😉
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So you’re your own dragon? No need for mine then 🙂
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Dang! Did I mention I can often be too quick to speak?
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Oh, now that’s awesome!!!! I love dragons! 🙂
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I want that one! Ah, girl… if you only know how I love dragons! Want to trade it with the Earthworm Jerky? Actually, I have to admit it… I realized only by posting that these aren’t Beef but something more adequate for birds scratching the soil in search of…. worms 😂🤣 (my poor English!)
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Your English is excellent!! I give you my dragon 🙂 (But I really really don’t want earthworm jerky)
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I may trade your dragon with a Dragon’s story? Actually, do you know Italian? Since this novel is not yet translated into English… I should work to have it done since quite a few fellows asked about the translation of the Kumihimo del Sole 🙂
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I love all things Italian but my language skills are practically zero – despite having spent some time in your beautiful country many years ago. That you have visited my blog and followed is trade enough 🙂
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That means me!
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Hey Pauline … Ever meet Rachel (In mind and out) … she’s a Kiwi.
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31
I’m intrigued with my gift, “Donner Party Dinner Game.” I’ve always been fascinated with the history surrounding the Donner party, so a dinner party game seems to fit me well. Thank you, Frank. A very thoughtful parting gift!
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Debra,
Perfect on two fronts … your love for history & being in California. Someone will have to offer a lot to pry that from your hands!
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Hang on to it! There’s some shaky trades out there.
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That could be most interesting…
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Sorry, here in my country (Switzerland) we only know the Doner Kebab… you mean it is that one, size as a huge party for a huge group of friends? Help me, Frank… I got quite confused 😀
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#27. I can’t believe it was what I wanted all along. BUTT face soap. Thank you Frank.
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Aww…. BUTT Face soap….. LUCKY!
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I know right?. It is edible as well. You can go around asking folks if they would like to bite my Butt.
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Nw that’s a kick as gift!
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😊
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John,
You are very welcome. Makes the face as soft as a baby’s butt. Seems that would be ripe for a trade … a high demand product!
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I would have to get something really special.
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Oh … just thought of this … you may have trade bait for Marc
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What about changing it with an earthworm jerky package? I’m vegetarian…. uh uh uh
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Aw. i already traded with Marc for a horse head thingy. I just swore off earthworm jerkey last week. Sorry 😬
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But you are free to trade again.
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Thank you, Frank. Worm Jerkey?
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A nutritious high demand product
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Said no one, ever.
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I’m sure you did, John… but brrrr… a horse head…. it’s so gruesome. Why not trade for a whole horse? Hugs to you and see you around
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I think yours makes a fine trophy.
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Yes, indeed! Wish everybody a lovely day… and listen to this music :-)c
https://claudinegiovannoni.com/
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🤣😂
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Butt Face Soap! And edible, to boot? Love it.
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😀
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Yo John, I got a Horse Head Squirrel Feeder (#28) that Frank thinks is primo trade material for you. You interested?
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Sure.
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Really? Because once we do this, we seal it with a shot . . which makes it official.
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Make mine Willett.
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Done.
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🥃
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Salud!
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*clink
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You really want to trade your Horse Head Squirrel Feeder with John’s BUTT face soap?!!!!! 😉
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But Marina . . Frank really wanted to see if I would trade! LOL. And besides, me and John shared virtual shots by trading . . it’s win-win. Well . . win-butt face soap. But that’s okay . . I’m good with it. 😉
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🙂 🙂
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Virtual shots can close a deal. BTW … check out #30. Think Q would be interested?
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I . . umm . . probably wouldn’t suggest it, LOL.
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I may get one for my wife’s birthday.
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Good luck with that!
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Butt for you – Butt for me!!!!!!!! 😉 Butt err but I love mine! 😉
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😁
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Hey …. anyone willing to trade with Claudine?
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Hi Frank, I just got back from work… (I never go on-line during work). I guess I will put the earthworms jerky in my garden for the lovely birds coming to feed themselves with seeds I put for them in the little birds-houses.
By the way, I will write a short story about a little earthworm trying to flee from the beak of a lovely robin The Hood. 😁
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Welcome back, Claudine. Hope today was a productive day at work. Meanwhile, you can tell this place as been very active and gifts abound. … but that earthworm in the robin’s beak must be terrified!
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Well, two days are gone by. I’m working for the labor office and I’m an HR consultant. Since I have around 200 jobless to follow… believe me Frank, is a heavy task and with quite a huge responsibility. I’m doing it for almost 25 years… but after all, it’s combining well with the Buddhist philosophy I follow. All sentient’s needing to be loved, taken care of and helped to overcome his samsara, which is the pure chaos.
And tomorrow is another day. Hugs Frank :-)c
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Thanks for filling me in about your duties. Seem busy – but happy to help others! 🙂
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It is, oh yes, of course, it is.
But all living creatures need to be helped… even if sometimes isn’t easy. And many of them do not deserve it either. Another four years to go, then, when I’m retired, I’ll write a story about all I had seen and felt. I huge task. But there is really much to tell about: the government’s gaps, the misjudgments, the harshness of the “so-called leaders”, the lies of the employers, the missing will to find solutions of the jobless… In my country when you have worked for at least 12 months you have the right to enroll and perceive a 70 or 80% of the median of the last salaries, for 260 days or, if you worked 18 months, for 400 days. You can imagine that it is a luxury which, sometimes, makes people “take it easy and enjoying the ride”. This is the “rich Switzerland”… Hugs
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🙂 yeah, got the same feeling!
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I clicked 3, the hairy chest shirt. All the man I need. Thanks, Frank!
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Tara,
Oh my … not a good look for you. Try trading with John above!
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I’m gonna keep my faux man. Low maintenance and all.
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Hahaha! Just don’t wear it inside out!
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LOL
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This type of man is the best type… silent, keeps you warm, you can take him off when you are not in the mood…
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…. fully right Dale, and when he stinks, you throw it in the washing machine!!!
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Hahaha! Love it, Claudine! Yes!
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A ha ha ha haaaaaaa………. perfect for Valentines!!!! 😉
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24 in honor of Kobe. A Rambo dog costume. Could use that…. for something
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John,
Good pick and tribute. That’s a high-demand product … I’m sure Claudine and Tara would be open to a trade. On the other hand, Resa is taking a hard line.
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It would have to be a special deal
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Look around at what others have picked.
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There’s a Golf Club Urinal out there!
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Attached to the cart or a special club
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See Robin … she open to offers
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Hahaha! Attached to … no comment! 😉
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Yes, drawn with a ruler!!!
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Is it a hobbit’s size? Over here we are all quite small (1m 64 cm) and is such a shame to cut legs and arms to make it custom’s fit 😉
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Do let us know … for what!
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Don’t complain, at least you got the full dog… I got its …butt! 😉
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Forgive me if I don’t suggest a trade
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…nor do I want one! 😉
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I went for my age (duck, it’s lightening! Yay, giant human ears. Those are mine , not open to negotiations ! Well that’s not set in stone.
# 29 belongs to Rene.
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Hahaha! Still, beware, I could draw you in them. Of course you’d be in a gown and the Giant Ears would have tasteful earrings!
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Is this the next look in the making for our superhero?
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I suppose if RR was working in a comedy club, and by that I don’t mean a comedy Golf Club Urinal, perhaps. However, she can already fly…. soooo….
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I’m such an attention hog, just what I Always wanted.
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I wanna see that!
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LOL!
You know, I could draw you with animal panties on your ears? x
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Buahaha! Whoa! Waitaminute there!
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They’d match your panties!
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HAhahaha!
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😀
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Sorry to butt in here, but I’m a bit lost in the comments.
So, where does the poop fit in, again?
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I’m lost myself.
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Animal panties? Oh gosh, I should’ve gotten you into therapy sooner.
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Who.. Dale or me?
Lol! like you’re an innocent, Dumbo Ears (with appropriate earrings.)!
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Please appropriate accessories, I’m going to need them!
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Where do the goat panties come in?
Of course they will be accessorized.
Am I in the correct comments section?
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Well it started with giant ears and that naturally took us to goat panties. Just work on those accessories please and be concious of the goats feelings. Ok? xx
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These? https://tinyurl.com/rpcnlcm
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Frank, I really must have those for my goat. 🤗
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No problemo!
I love goats and their panties… feelings too!
Wow! I’m thinking: belly rings, thigh bracelets, tattoos, thigh highs… ya know?
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https://tinyurl.com/wwwe4o4
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SWWEEETTT! who gets those goat gifts?
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You 3 fight over them … at least I didn’t make you fight in a mud pit.
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Right! The corral is very comfy?
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Now we’re on the right track,I knew you could do something crazy fantastic with my goat. My goat and I are joyful.
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Hmmmm … https://tinyurl.com/rpcnlcm
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So… you’re in with the goats?
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Just trying to help the flock.
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Flock? A flock of goats?
I had no idea goats could fly.
A lock of Seagulls, or flocking on a fabric is more normal.
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Herd of goats …taking care of the flock of ladies.
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Yes, I’ve heard of goats and ladies and lady goats. Flock of ladies? Would that be Puffins?
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https://tinyurl.com/s9bnf7h
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Oh Em Gee… How did I miss all this?
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Ah, like maybe because there’s a zillion comments? Okay not a zillion, but close!
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Good grief! And then Frank tells me to go back coz there’s more! LOL
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Hahahaha!
I’m working on “the” post. I came up with a fab idea, but you’ll have to wait until tomorrow because the last time I told you a secret in the comments, you reminded me how secret it really was. – “Pillow House”
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😀
Good idea. Mum’s the word!!
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Definitely mum here too.
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😉
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🙂
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Of course!
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😀
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Sure, let me be the goat. 🐐
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But you are so beautiful, you can pull it off!
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Is that a goat joke? 🥰
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Uhhh… depends… 😉
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Goats are sweet.
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They truly are
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IKR?
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Holly,
Now that would look great while cruising the bars on South Beach!
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Right! Holly could wear them instead of heels… you know for comfort!
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Designers come up with the best suggestions.
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It was the best of suggestions, it was the worst of suggestions.
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It could change her life!
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LOL!! Hahahahahahahaha ad infinitum!
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This will be my second pair. South Beach can tell you are wearing the same ears over and over.
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RR in big ears? ….I somehow can’t see it. Maybe if they were pointy! xo
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And diamond crusted…xo
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👍😄
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🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹💦💦🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
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No. 20. The world’s largest coffee cup. Appropriate I would say, as I picked 20 because it is my wedding anniversary, and I ever drank coffee until my new husband started bringing it to me in bed!
Xx
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ELYSE!!!!
Oh shit. Unprepared for this …. All rise for the Queen – if you don’t I may get beheaded!
Seems like you got an appropriate gift. Look around … you may have a bargaining chip for a trade!
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I will hold out for a gift with a poop-related theme for my trade.
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You go!!! Poop is the big thing in health right now!
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Resa … meet Elyse … and see is the Queen of Poop.
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Nice to meet Elyse, Q of P!
I must say, that’s a fab position to be in.
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It’s been the big thing in mine since I was 15!
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Your sister put dog poop under your pillow, too?!
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… and why didn’t I have a poop emoji pillow in the list.
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… Is there one in existence?
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Oh my! No. I have Crohn’s disease. Less funny! Much. How did you get back at your sister???
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OH! I am so sorry you have that affliction. Not funny.
My sister… lol… well, I took up the poop, and put it under her pillow. The next day, I found it back under my pillow.
So, this went on and on and on, until we were putting dust, poop dust, under each other’s pillows.
I was pooped out by the time it was over!
Sending a {hug}
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I am surprised it didn’t escalate … as for Crohn’s, well, everybody gets something. Mine just has far more jokes attached to it. 🤷♀️
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It went beyond poop. There was the panty display, the public b.o. torture and well, I’ll end it here. Siblings sibling.
I’m happy you get/see/embrace the jokes. As you said, we all get something. x
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Elyse … a bonus just for you. https://tinyurl.com/vd4r7ws
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Why isn’t there a “Love” button?!?! ❤️❤️❤️
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That would have to be a special Elyse edition … oh … a marketing idea for the company.
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This has been a most revealing conversation, ladies…
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There is no honor among thieves nor modesty among bloggers (even lapsed bloggers)
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This be true…
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One never has too many extra-large coffee cups – especially on certain mornings!
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oh wow! One more thing mine never did!!
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Seems very useful this… mega coffee shots! 🤣😂🤣
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#15
Star Wars Death Star Waffle Iron–perfect! Though I am not really a Star Wars fan, I am in need of a waffle iron, and I do like to cook! Thanks, Frank!
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Merril,
Nothing like picking a gift you need! Great guess!!!! Then again, Dale has a great gift to trade for.
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I dunno… I already have a waffle iron… and I don’t dig on Star Wars…
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Merril, ck out these giant ears you want then right?
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I bet they taste different those waffles too! 🙂
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Probably! 🙂
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🙂
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#14 – my birth date… I cannot believe the perfect gift! Woman’s 3-D Animal Print Undies… They’ll get my animal instincts up and running… Roar!!
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Dear Thunder,
Well, first thing I thought was; what’s the cut?
I mean; are they bikini, tanga, boy shorts, high cut, low cut, hipster, cross-cut (made that one up)?
So, I went and looked. Huh?! So, it’s like a bandana cut? Seems like a cross between a hipster and boy short (a cross-cut?!).
Anyway, I like this cut.
So like, the 3D thing. I’m not getting it from the site’s shots. Are there raised animals on the panties? Does one have to be on the same horizon to see the 3D effect? OR is there some visual trickery going on?
Obviously I am not one bit jealous that you got the panties.
Not a tad.
Never!
Not
No!
xo
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I thought the same thing…then I thought, if there is too much material, I’ll just call my Sorceress and have her do whatever adjustments might be necessary 😉
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☀️POOF☀️
Done! … but the animals want specifics.
xSorceressx
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Woot!
We’ll check them out…
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Adjustments?
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If the cut is not right 😉
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Oh right, the riding up thing.
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Haha! Well, we didn’t know if there were more than one style… So just in case!
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Tugging is the only adjustment I know of….
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Buahaha! So, you think Resa can’t help? Guess I’ll have to hope these are well made!
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She’s a miracle maker for sure.
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That’s what I’m thinking!
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😊
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Hey Holly … an important FYI …. Rachel (at the bottom) just selected #30 … and that should be a high-demand product.
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Heading that way, thanks Frank!
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Fyi … Another gift taken … See Rachel … In mind and out
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Dale,
Oh wow … you seemed to be attached to those … but hey … Tara will trade!
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Nope… I’m trying to make deals with Pauline!
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No comment! [meaning: perfect! 😉 ]
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Haha!
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A girl’s gotta have fun! 😉
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Absolutely!
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🙂 🙂
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Marina,
Scroll to the bottom to meet Rachel … now she has a must-have product.
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Amazing what the human mind creates! [check my replies! 😉 ]
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Thanks for chatting with Rachel. 🙂
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A pleasure! A friend of yours is s friend of mine too! 🙂
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🙂
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I got your Horse Head Squirrel Feeder, Number 28 . . . Very Godfather-ish.
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Marc,
Now that’s primo trade-bait for an animal lover. I’m not sure, but I don’t think any trades have been made.
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Are you kidding? I love it!
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John may be trade bait for you. He would love the feeder for the dogs.
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I understand.
I believe from all the other comments I’ve read, that you should hang on to your Horse Head Squirrel Feeder.
The panties might be coming out soon, and you’ll want the franchise.
Seems the Goat Panties are trending.
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The market is volatile, so Imma hold onto my Horse Head unless John trades his Butt Face Soap.
#goatpanties
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#buttfacesoap
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#amazontopseller
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I’m in the market for a horse head thingy. Also, I have been eyeing that golf club urinal
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I believe Robin had the golf club urinal.
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Well you just lemme know if you feel like trading. Otherwise Imma stay put with my Godfather gift. 😉
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I beliefe you would enjoy the Butt face soap.
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Watchou trying to say? 😉
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Trade.
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Done!
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YAY
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I toasted to you last night, Boss
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Oh, Thanks, Marc.
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THAT is absolutely perfect for you!
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I thought so. Frank? Not so much.
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Just trying to get a trade going.
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Trader Frank
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Frank is just shit-disturbing between all of us… all about the ratings.
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Oh sure … I’m all about the ratings. Belch!
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Hahaha! You know I gotta tease you…
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Dem peeps from Cincy is all about the social sugah . . .
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Uh huh!
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Those Midwest dudes, tell you what . . .
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I tell ya. It’s been a learning experience
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Bahahahaha!
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😉
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… and chili that ain’t chili but served over green spaghetti once a year
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Funky too . . .
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See! We all love our panties.
Am I in the right comments section?
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I dunno where the hell you are!
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….over here…..
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Hahaha!
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Ya…
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Any you ladies want to trade for BUTT face soap. You’ll be able to say Kiss my Butt to anyone who gets out of line.
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Not me… I’m sticking with my doggy Butt! 😉
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Hahahahaha. Thanks anyway. 😁
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😉
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I love #7, the bubble wrap suit! I think I want to get that for real!
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That could definitely come in handy!
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I couldn’t agree more!!!
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I still think I hit the jackpot with my Chewbacca Hoodie. I haven’t seen anything else I would trade it for. 👯♀️
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You are a lucky lady!
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18 is my lucky number.🍀
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It worked.
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Serves me right for being late…. still, I love my Funny Dog Butt Tissue Holder & Dispenser!!!!!!!! Went for my birthday too #21 [9 was taken!]. Guess what, Hera is happy with this too! For the record, not trading!!!!!! 😉
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Marina,
That is perfect for you!!! … plus a tail wag from Hera. As far as being late, well, the start time was a tougher for you. As you can tell, those two Canadians were partying away!
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I know I know, I noticed! This way we’re all making sure we attend your party the full 24 hour! 😉 Yamas!
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FYI: I see two of the party ladies are back … Holly and Dale.
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Haha! Zeke was considering switching with you… I dunno…
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I asked Hera and she’s willing to share with Zeke …IF however he sends her a kiss! [women huh?!]
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Hmmm!
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woof!
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No. 22. I really like the Phony Conversation Privacy Mask but I need more time to over-think the effect it could have on my life style.
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Tim,
Giving you something to think about is perfect – therefore another opportunity to over-think it. You could also subscribe to Phony Conversation Privacy Mask Digest!
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That is something one much consider. I’m sure if you need some kind of alterations, Reza could help.
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# 26 if you please. 🍷Cheers!
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Whoops, neglected to describe the awesome gift. Guzzle Buddy Wine Glass.
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Monika,
Perfect for you! .. although there are some dog-related items out in the mix – but some aren’t willing to trade.
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Yeah, I got to the awards show late. But this gift is a hoot. Love it!
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Oh hey now…. Don’t imagine you’re gonna wanna trade are ya?
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Hmm, yeah…let me think about it. Um NO!!!!!🤣
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Didn’t think so….
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Number 30 – a shepee pee tunnel
“With the SHEWEE, you’re not only making someone’s life easier — you’re striking a blow for urinary equality”
So basically this contraption will allow me to pee like a man via a ‘funnel’ 😂😂. Funnily enough, it could have its uses? (Regifting possibly one of them)?
What a fun post Frank!
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Rachel!
Glad you made it to this party. Never enough Kiwis around. BTW – Pauline (above somewhere) is a Kiwi.
I’m so glad you enjoy your grab bag gift. An important warning … once someone sees it, they may want to trade. I now Marina is attached to her gift, but Dale, Resa, or Holly could come calling!
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Frank, I honestly couldn’t have imagined such a gadget! Overcoming the initial shock, I am now rethinking its use! It could really come handy on those looooong doggy walks! HOWEVER, you’re right, I’m attached to my gift and not trading it, not even for this! 😉
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Definitely a classic … and in 12 colors too!
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Now we’re talking!
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Driving a long distance, you can make like a man and pee against the tire!
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A perfect scenario.
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😉
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A ha ha haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣
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😏😉😂
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Ha! I’m not sure I could convince someone to trade this gift, as unique as it may be… but I’m certainly open to offers 😂
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No, I’m going to pass on that ( no pun) me, my giant ears and goat have bonded.
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I may have to get one of those for my wife ,,, she has a birthday approaching.
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She’ll be delighted!
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You are such an instigator!
Heard tell, runners like those funnel doohickies, Rachel!
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Hi Rachel! I’d actually rethink about trading it! 😉 😂🤣😂🤣 [unless of course you’re not a compulsive water drinker like me!]
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Hi Marina. Good advice. I have often felt a little envious of the convenience with which men can relieve themselves. Perhaps this would allow a newfound freedom I have not previously known? 😂
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Yep!!!!!!!!
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It’s true, I might not want to part with if after all!!! 😂
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See?!!!!!! 😉
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Just discovered it’s available in 12 colors!
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One in every colour of the rainbow… it would be a difficult choice, perhaps id just need to get one of each 😂
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My wife loves the concept … and she has a birthday approaching.
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I don’t know why, but I’d stay away from the pink one 🙃😂
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LOL (as I imagine a reason).
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Wow … even for you considering a trade is a big deal!
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It is but I’m not parting with mine! 😉
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OK, I did a search and didn’t see it – I like even numbers, like tow cubed or four squared (not the game) or perhaps twice eight or, uhm, 16. Number 16 was a roast Chicken hat, the stylish way to dress warmly when it is cold. I mean, who doesn’t love roasted chicken? Can’t think of better head-wear for going to a vegan event…
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Guess what, Trent? My son has one!! Every time there is a party at my house, that thing comes out so, yanno… if you wanna be the life of the party… I’d consider not allowing anyone to try to trade with you!
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Looking at some of the other gifts, well, I don’t think I’d want to trade for them anyway. So funny that your son has one. I’ve seen some pretty funny hats, though, so…
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Yep… Proud as punch when he bought that one!
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That’s quite the endorsement!
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Trent,
Can’t think of a better way to use that hat than what you suggested. Perfect!
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YAY!!!!! i’m the 327th comment! Yahoooooo!
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Did you notice Rachel’s gift … #30 …. Worth clicking to see
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Checking it out!
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OFCOL!!
Lol and Eeeew all at the same time!
Laughing!
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Can you imagine the discussion if this gift would have come out earlier?!!!
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Yeah! 2 Trillion comments!
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Keep in mind it comes in 12 different colors.
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…… as do the real ones!
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Blues and greens? Oh boy … I won’t ask.
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Hahahaha! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
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In the words of Sargent Schultz (Hogan’s Heroes) – I know nothing!
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Me too! I know nothing, too!
That was a funny series!
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Number 1 Big Foot action Figure – thank you, I’ll put him on my bedside table and he can scare my bad dreams away.
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E R,
Now that is the perfect use for this fabulous item! 🙂 If only it would have been picked earlier because I can see this as a high-demand product.
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It would be a high-demand product, wouldn’t it? But I think everyone’s happy with their gift! 😉
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Now that’s a great use for it! Hmmm……
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#2 – A squirrel in underpants air freshener. Just the conversation piece I needed for my car.
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It is too! the perfect ice breaker …and an air freshener at the same time! 😉
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The air freshener part worries me a little – I don’t want the car smelling like a fake forest but it’s too cool not to use.
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😉 🙂
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Yahooey,
Nothing better than something useful! Glad you were able to stop by (I recall you saying your time was limited).
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I was glad to see the party still going after my weekend away.
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Nothing like s party at Frank’s blog – your creativity and wit shall be missed
Being part of the simplify movement and so aware of the worrisome sleepless nights over decisions concerning FGSI (future garage sale item), I gratefully say “thanks for the generous thought, Frank” and graciously leave a gift unchosen for any late comer.
The camaraderie and remarks are gifts enough
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Mouse,
Thanks for the kind words … but … I not only insist, I can guarantee the gift won’t make it to a garage sale, be donated to charity, of even tossed in the trash. Please?
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Nuh nuh nuh, Phil, you’re not dodging this!!!!! 😉
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Mouse now officially a party pooper. An official fuddy duddy.
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awwwwwwwww………..
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🤣😂
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Unfortunately currently MIA from blog world due to helping family with problems. Can’t even spare time to write blog post for myself – sorry. Will return when able. Meanwhile, onward through the fog!
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I’m very sorry to hear that. I hope all is well soon!
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Coming late to the party (as usual), I’m stuck with #19, Donald Trump toilet paper.
Can it be combined with something instead of exchanged? (You know how I like combos.)
I was thinking that it would go well with #27, Butt Face Soap and #21, Funny Dog Butt Tissue Holder & Dispenser.
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Being the happy owner of #21, I can tell you that …sorry you can’t! It’s already in good use by queen Hera and she’s not trading or combining! However #27 may wish to combine… 😉
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Well, I was out of town for a bit, so am arriving late to the party. I do enjoy seeing all the great gifts being cheered and jeered by all. You are so fun and creative, Frank. Enjoy your retirement. You will be missed.
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Patti,
The party was a grand time, and I missed you presence. The fact that you stopped by to tell me you were out of town makes me smile. Thank you.
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No. 11…. gradual the garlic twist! I love garlic lately, it is excellent for the immune system, and i never knew there was such a thing as a garlic twist. A garlic crusher for sure, but a garlic twist somehow seems so much more fun!
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