It’s midweek and my mind is fried. Between preparing two online presentations, dealing with packing, and not sleeping well, my mind is fried … so I hope your week is a good one. But, I took care of myself on Tuesday by joining a friend at this bar that serves fantastic burgers! See the menu options here (and the Burgundy Mushroom is awesome!)
In the last Opinions in the Shorts I mentioned announcing the next act to Life: The Musical. A big oops on my part as my mind is elsewhere.
My mind is so wired that I can’t think of much to write, so it’s on to the mid-week dose of satire from The Onion to move you to toward the weekend. For those who dare, use the info in the headlines below to create your own headline … and as always, my combo is at the end (which doesn’t met the standards I set for myself). As tempting as it was, I avoided using “eating” as my keyword. Have a good rest of the week!
Local woman takes 15-minute break from being radical feminist
Photos unclear if grandpa having a good time
Inconsiderate woman on bus eating live tuna
Red Lobster welcomes back “Defrosted Shrimp Days”
Hip-hop man enjoys making musical rapping sounds
Dad’s tough exterior hides angry, resentful center
Delusional man somehow thinks he’s going to get Oscar nomination
Nation surprised it wants more John Travolta
Pee Wee hockey player wishes dad cared enough to fight at games
Netflix Instant thinking of adding good movie
My Combo: Musical man thinking of making rapping sounds to local woman at Red Lobster
A Frank Angle 