Hurricane Sandy has inflicted its share of horror upon many. Keep them in your thoughts and prayers. I encourage readers to donate to the American Red Cross or the charity of their choice to help with relief efforts.
Even with all the troubles, its Halloween and a mid-week dose of satire is good for all. In the spirit of this ghoulish celebration, I searched The Onion’s archives for fitting headlines. Enjoy – which is your favorite?
House Haunted by Tortured Souls of Current Residents
Blood Thirsty, Uneasy Ghoul Advocates Chocolate Cereal Consumption
Sexy Nurse having Trouble Finding Halloween Costume
Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared for Full-Scale Zombie Attack
Unemployed Dad Channels All His Energy into Creating Running, Haunted House
Nobody Dresses as Rutherford B. Hayes Any More
Genetic Candy Corn Linked to AIDS
Tip: Be sure child closes eyes before drilling eyeholes in mask
Zombie Corpse of Scatman Crothers Speaks Out Against Telemarketing Scheme
Best Selling Costume: Sexy Mother Teresa
Jack-o-Lantern Debuted as Pumpkin Marketing Scheme
Capitol Hill Haunted by Killed Legislation
A Frank Angle 