On Satire Bits: Vol 68

Hooray! The humid air has left Cincinnati and we will have outstanding weather for a few days. Woo hoo!!!!

Wednesday is National Navajo Code-Talkers Day. For those that don’t know it’s a fascinating story, so click here for more information.

Yesterday’s post was a bit heavy, but a special thanks for my international readers for your patience. However, for your mid-week dose of satire, I searched The Onion’s vault for headlines about dinosaurs and related prehistoric humor. Any favorites?

Do you recall the Dinosaurs TV show by Muppet creator Jim Henson? As an extra bonus, I’ve added a short clip after the headlines. Enjoy!

Have a good rest of the week!

Fossilized evidence reveals Spazosourus was largest doofus to ever roam Earth

Five-year-old convinced dinosaur bones are buried in backyard

Report: Shopoholism may have killed the Shoposaurus

New triple-X dinosaur park opens in Nevada

Dinosaurs sadly extinct before the invention of bazooka

New evidence suggests dinosaurs died in Cretaceous Period hospice

Exxon paleontologists call for increase US fossil production

T-Rex ancestor was human-sized

Newly discovered fossils reveal prehistoric humans were bony

Archeologists discover world’s first guy named Marty

Early humans drank enough to invent dancing

Anthropologists trace human origins to one large goat

Trilobite reports evolution going great

Creationist museum acquires 5,000-year-old T-Rex skeleton … (Oops – that really happened)