Unbelievably, a warm wave has bestowed itself upon Cincinnati. In order to accommodate the melting water, over the past two days I’ve chipped away at the ice blocking the water flow … and hooray … it’s moving! The rest of the week will also provide some rain … maybe even storms … so now I wonder when the flood waters will arrive. Although I’m high and dry, I grew up in a river town that flooded.
The phone has dominated my last two days with necessary conversations with movers, utilities, our accountant (it’s tax season), banks, deliveries, and others. When I’m on hold, I kill time by packing some items.
Enough of my week, how’s yours going?
For those needing a chuckle, here’s your mid-week collection of satire courtesy of The Onion. For the daring, rise to the occasion of using the information in these headlines to form a new headline. My combo is at the end.
Have a good rest of the week!
Man doesn’t need to have fun to drink
Local company now 95% interns
Buddhist extremist cell vows to unleash tranquility on West
Man doesn’t know how parents ever going to payoff massive student loan debt
Man upset with girlfriend changes profile picture back to truck
Parents finally cave in and buy 33-year-old son PlayStation 1
Lunch rebuilds friendship ruined at last lunch
Report: Fritz a fine name for a boy
Man confidently hits “Send” on worst job application company ever saw
Individuals unaware they constitute area man’s support network
Man unknowingly purchases lifetime supply of condoms
My Combo: Fritz the Buddhist vows tranquility with lifetime supply of condoms