Nothing like a dose of satire to get one over the midweek hump. Which is your favorite?
Congress Debates Merits of New Catchphrase
Oprah Views Patiently Awaiting Instructions
Man who Stayed-up until Dawn Eating Mice Refers to Self as Night Owl
Area Man’s Hard Work finally Pays Off for Employer
Presidential Fitness Test now Awarded to any Kid who can Eat without Sweating
Surgeon General: Smoking is Fine as Long as You Do it when Drinking
Werewolf Apparently Allergic to Peanuts
Duck Tells Self, “Maybe Hang Out in the Water Awhile, then Look for some Old Bread”
Nation’s Weirdest Teen Buys Season 1 DVD of Murphy Brown
Area Dad Hopes Son’s Interest in Long Jumping Just a Phase
Father Not Letting Firstborn Repeat Mistakes He Made as Nine-Month-Old
Study Finds Getting Smacked Right in the Mouth with a Goddamn Tree Branch Really Sucks
A Frank Angle 
Hi,
Wow, this weeks is really hard, I like most of them, but seeing as how I have to pick, I will go with:
“Werewolf Apparently Allergic to Peanuts” this is interesting because I thought I knew a lot about Werewolves, but apparently I don’t. 🙂
“Father Not Letting Firstborn Repeat Mistakes He Made as Nine-Month-Old” This is also interesting, because seeing as how the Father actually said this, I wouldn’t want my child growing up like him at all. 🙂
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Not sure why, but Night Owl appealed to e the most.
And if only the Surgeon General thing was true!
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😆 @ Presidential Fitness Test now Awarded to any Kid who can Eat without Sweating
That just cracked me up. Thanks!
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Your headline choices today are rather tame, but “Area Dad Hopes Son’s Interest in Long Jumping Just A Phase,” sounds the most plausible because of the power team sports, especially football and basketball, have in people’s lives and our country’s educational system.
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You know.. I would guess it would suck if you got hit in the face with a tree branch. I don’t think I need anyone else to make it sound bad because it already does LOL.
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Since I read medical studies all the time, I was tickled by this one: “Study Finds Getting Smacked Right in the Mouth with a Goddamn Tree Branch Really Sucks.” I wonder if they can replicate the study!
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I’m partial to the duck hanging out 🙂
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My choice:
“Surgeon General: Smoking is Fine as Long as You Do it when Drinking”.
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Tough to choose, but that last one made me laugh out loud so my vote will have to go with “Study Finds Getting Smacked Right in the Mouth with a Goddamn Tree Branch Really Sucks.”
It’s true. I know this for a fact. lol!
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Robin,
As you venture into your wilderness, I imagine you have encountered more than one limb to verify the study. Thanks for visiting.
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