Sometimes coinciding, serendipitous events seem too good to be true.
First of all, it’s time for a Satire Bits post. Secondly, January is Polka Music Month. Thirdly, January 23 is the anniversary of Holy Roman Emperor Charles VI (in 1719) issuing a decree forming Liechtenstein. So let’s start the mid-week energy boost by imagining Guapo, Bulldog, and GingerFightBack wearing lederhosen while leading everyone in song and dance to the Liechtensteiner Polka. Any ladies want to volunteering wearing Bavarian Dirndl for the occasion? Who knows how to dance to a polka?
Celebration Alert:For fearing nothing to celebrate today, Wednesday is Blonde Brownie Day and Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day!
How has your week been so far? Besides getting hit with more snow, I’ve been hit with a dose of the frazzles, but I’m confident that all will be fine.
A reminder that Time: The Musical is scheduled as a prologue. Do you have a special song associated with a special moment? Well now … that may come in handy. If not, there could be other options. Curtain time is Wednesday, 9:30 PM (Eastern USA).
Let’s move on to your mid-week dose of satire courtesy of The Onion. Any favorites? There’s also the challenge of developing your very own satirical headline by using the information from the headlines below. My combo is at the end. Enjoy … and have a good rest of the week.
Anonymous source tells reporters he is tired of being Speaker of the House
Five-year-old reluctantly lets crying mom sleep in his bed again
Unclear if fountain is the type allowed to run around in
Police deploys fancy-clothed cop
CEO worked way up from Son of CEO
Scientists teach sign language to gorilla-suit-wearing man
Enzyme humbled to have played part in successful biochemical reaction
Airline part of something called Star Alliance
27-year-old lies about every single aspect of his life to keep parents from worrying
Fun-loving, laid-back woman with a bit of a nerdy side joins online dating service
My Combo: Laid-back anonymous CEO wearing gorilla suit crying after he joins 27-year-old fancy-clothed, anonymous cop in bed
A Frank Angle 