A crazy week for me so far. I left Sunday to fly to a small city in Iowa. Tuesday morning I got up at a ridiculous hour to start the return trip home so I could be back in time for golf league. Flights and the drive were fine, but the golf is the worst I’ve played in some time. Maybe being tired affected my game, but I felt fine. I hate lousy golf!
Well, being in Iowa is why I have been at many of your sites in a few days. Nonetheless, let’s get some mid-week satire. A few weeks ago I shifted through the archive at The Onion looking for dog headlines. Well, cats have demanded equal time. Enjoy the mid-week chuckle. Any favorite?
Owner Pleads with Cat to Respect Fuzzy Object
Cat Taught not to Sleep in Wok
Independent Bookstore Acquires Cat
Inspiring Cat Overcomes Prejudice to Win Westminster Dog Show
Local Cat Attempts World Record for Things Sat On
Area Cat Allergic to Area Man Named Kevin
Raccoon, Cat, Can’t Remember What They Were Fighting About
Evil Genius Cat Subpoened
Cat Fancy Magazine Blasts Area Kitten
Cat Prepare for Anal Display in Owner’s Face
Papal Apartment Found Filled with Old Newspapers, Empty Pill Bottles, and Mangy Cats