Cincinnati is currently getting a second dose of abnormally wonderful weather for July. Warm and sunny days with low humidity followed by cool evening temperatures. The other day we had a record low (52 F, 11 C)! As one who doesn’t enjoy high temperatures with high humidity, I could take this all the time!!!
Reminder – Life: The Musical (Act 8) takes to the stage on Wednesday, 9:30 pm (Eastern, US) featuring songs with Man/Men or Woman/Women in the title. Good news … the choices are many!
It appears the golf course my wife and I have been playing regularly for the past 25 years (or so) will be closing at the end of this golf season due to financial difficulties. It’s understandable and the right thing to do, yet sad and unfortunate.
The marketing folks at GEICO have another version of the Hump Day Camel for you to enjoy, but this one is specific for movie theater attendees.
In order to get you through the rest of the week, it’s time for your mid-week dose of satire from The Onion. Any favorites? As is normal custom here, those desiring an extra challenge can develop their own headline by using any combination from the headlines below. “My combo” is at the end
Embed from Getty ImagesIncreasingly anxious man worried order confirmation email never going to come
Karate studio hoping to get local phone number that spells Kick or Chop
Man unaware all his friends think of him when they want to put things in perspective
Last-ditch dating website asks users to check “Yes” if they have open sores
Study: More couples delaying divorce until kids old enough to remember every painful moment
New Department of Agriculture study finds 85% of US farmers woefully kicking the dirt
God’s will only thing keeping AC unit in window
Report finds more Americans putting off children until companies are ready
Conversations pretty limited when friend not in midst of crisis
Man regrets straying from sour cream and onion potato chips
My Combo: Last-ditch website hoping anxious man delays putting off children until Department of Agriculture check open sores from sour cream and onion potato chips