How’s your week so far?
I’ve had a productive week so far, even though Cincinnati is in the midst of a several day blast of cold. Then again, we’ve got it easy compared to the people in the north central states and parts of Canada.
It’s time to step up to the celebratory buffet for a healthy scoop of midweek satire from The Onion. Any favorites?
Let’s add a twist. Given the information in the headlines and only that information, create your own original satire headline. In order to not spoil your fun, mine is at the end. Have a good rest of the week.
Man on Death Row seeks to read entire Harry Potter Series
Pathetic man states, “I am a brand”
Man discovered inside Nicholas Cage costume
Nobody at Capital One remembers why Vikings are in its ads
Half-dressed man frantically scrambles out of home after hearing Toyotathon deals won’t last long
Man wakes up from bender with financial problems solved
Department of Interior releases new stick
Different server brings order
Hardee’s introduces shame curtains for customers to eat behind
Long wait for big toenail to fall off nearly over
My combination: Half-dressed server inside Nicholas Cage costume in Toyotathon ad
A Frank Angle 