In my euphoria of finally playing acceptable golf, last night I published the wrong post – that is this post was supposed to be yesterday, and yesterday’s post today. Oh well, stuff happens.
Cheers everyone to the latest dose of satirical headlines from The Onion. Do you have any favorites from these morsels of humor?
Alabama’s School System’s Lone Textbook Falling Apart
County Fair Judges Blown Away by Local Heifer
Cops Cleared on Corruption Charges after Implicating Decorated Police Dog
Study Shows Mosquitoes Don’t Need to Bite Us
Nickname Persists in Spite of Surgery
It’s Easy to Tell What Area Man Will Look Like as Skeleton
Urban Planner Stuck in Traffic of Own Design
Bus Passenger Believes She Lives in a World Where Curried Shrimp is Odorless
Errant Keystrokes Produces Character Never Seen Before by Human Eye
NASA Announces Plans to Put Man on Bus to Cleveland
Anxiety-Ridden Man Rightly Ashamed of Every Single Thing He Does
Man to Give Another Cologne a Try