How’s your week going so far? I’ve been keeping busy, and had a blah-blah round of golf. At least our team is still near the top, but there is only a week or two left in the first half.
Here is some headlines from The Onion to energize your push toward the weekend. Any favorites? For those wanting the extra challenge, use the information in the headlines (and only these headlines) to create an original. My combo is at the end.
Have a good rest of the week.
There are people in the world concerned about the current state of hip-hop
Nation wonders how ad guys from Vitaminwater do it
Superstitious baseball players always steps into batter’s box before swinging at pitches
Woman places poison in orange juice at Starbucks
Area man likes to think of himself
Dad busy throwing seed or something on lawn
Woody Allen extremely busy updating WoodyAllen.com
17-year cicadas horrified to learn about 9-11
Picking thing up from apartment floor rescheduled for tomorrow
Man derives depressing amount of pride from hometown burger chain
Every glass in cupboard visibly filthy
Possum gazes Longley at family walking dog
My combo: Superstitious possum gazes at hip-hop, so reschedules swinging at Woody Allen for tomorrow