On Satire Bits: Vol. 65

Wednesday is National Tequila Day – thus a day I suspect Guapo will celebrate.

How is your week going so far? Storms rolled through our area, which cancelled golf. Hopefully less humid air is behind the front.

Tuesday was Gorgeous Grandma Day. Have you seen this lady?

Time for our mid-week dose of satire courtesy of The Onion. If I would have thought of it earlier, I would have featured grandma or tequila satire – but no such luck. Any favorites? As usual, for those desiring an extra challenge, feel free to use the information below to make your own original headline. Mine is at the end of the list. Have a good rest of the week!

Woman proud of horrible tan

Milk rushing through jug handle having the time of its life

Eminem terrified as daughter begins dating man raised on his music

Doctors days grandiose delusion of own self-importance only think keeping CEO alive

Undertaker’s last few embalming before summer vacation always a little sloppy

Scientists find link between level of patheticness and speed of email responses

8-year old surprises Marine dad during firefight in Afghanistan

Serious worker puts headphones one to focus on sandwich

MIT scientists create robot capable of feeling lust

Report: 1 in 5 air ducts contains person looking, listening in on you

My Combo: MIT scientist create robot capable horrible tan and lusting at Eminem

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55 thoughts on “On Satire Bits: Vol. 65

  1. Saw the clip of the grandma on the news yesterday. What a hoot! Love the Eminem line from the Onion. I can hardly wait to see the Onion’s take on Anthony Weiner tomorrow. Yikes!

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    • E-Tom,
      Glad you enjoyed seeing the grandma again. Nothing from The Onion yet, then again, he’s doing a good job on his own making an ass of himself. Meanwhile, hope all is well.

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  2. lol The Eminem one is so funny, and I do know a lot of musicians who would rather should keep their creations locked in a box hidden in Antarctic
    oh the comfort and joy in knowing there may be people in air ducts looking, listening in on us…
    loved your Combo 🙂

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    • Soma,
      Eminem is the big winner today! Meanwhile, I imagine musicians don’t think about their lyrics coming back on them. As far as the person in your air ducts, look at what they must do to stay dry!

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  3. “Scientists create robot capable of embalming surprises.” On a much lighter note…I’m going to take “Gorgeous Grandma Day” and just run with it! I did see this drumming grandma on the news yesterday and thought she was just great. I wondered how her apartment neighbors are going to enjoy the drums she’s been given as a gift! 🙂

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  4. I absolutely love the Grandma video. I think my mom needs a new hobby. 🙂 The neighbours would really appreciate it I’m sure.

    “Eight-year-old horrible tan, always a little sloppy on sandwich.” Yuck!!

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    • Sylvia,
      And, if I recall, your mom is far enough away that you can’t hear her playing or her neighbors yelling! Agree …. a sandwich of old tan would seem to be lousy … probably too bitter.

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  5. Better late than never 🙂

    Marine in Afghanistan having the time of his life dating robot

    Scientists find link between Milk jug and sandwich

    Undertaker’s embalming speed surprises terrified robot

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